I've dated a few women and really never had to use any type of pick up line, but between reading 8-bit theater and listening to some of my friends talk I guess there are alot of lines that should either be avoided, or just laughed at. I've decided to list the ones that I've come across that have either amused me or made me hang my head in shame that someone used them.
"Do you work for ups?... No, Cause I coulda sworn you were staring at my package"
"Are you a religious person? Cause I'll have you on your knees praying for more"
"How about you, me and some champagne. My place 8 pm clothing discouraged"
"Your father musta been a farmer, because those are some nice melons"
"hey, how about we put a bag over your head and go back to my place?"
"Hey baby, my body is a temple, how bout we go back to my place and worship"
Currently writing them down as people tell them to me.
More added as I get them.
Got one ?
email it to me.
Purpledecoy@hotmail.com
entitle it BAD PICK UPS
