What a horrible thing. Chris Lowell was raped by Alf. "Hey, uh, I made him my bitch!" Alf responded. "Aghhhhhghhhh! I was raped by an alien!" Lowell said. Alf, you remember him from his 1980's citcom "Alf". When we interviewed Alf, he said that he came from space and the planet called "80's". Lowell, who is in the back crying responded by slapping Alf, but Alf just yelled back at him "Eh!" This is an icolated insident that should be removed and not happen again.
Apparently Alf grabbed Lowell's ass after getting out of his spaceship. Lowell slapped Alf and Alf began to piss on Lowell. Then the picture below
was shown to Lowell. As an immediate reaction from being Gay, Lowell licked the nuts. Yes, he licked them. A sticky bug snatcher was put on the nuts to catch Lowell. "I grabbed him and then I, uh, hey, fucked him in the ass! But not to be gay!" Alf told Mike Hunt. But, when Alf beat Lowell afterwards is what made this bad. He beat Lowell over the head repeatedly for five minutes. Thanks.
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