At the beginning of March 2000, LisaP
came up with the idea of specially formulated Wedding Vows, especially for those
intending to marry an ADDer.
...and Jeannee figured that a special page should be made for
such an occasion.
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Maybe the Wedding Vows would go something like this:
Do you promise to clean up his/her messes?
Do you promise to supply him/her condoms so they won't bring you home diseases?
Do you promise to raise his/her kids should the condoms fail with whomever?
Do you promise to be responsible for everything he/she does wrong?
Do you promise to let him/her live with you forever since they probably won't leave once its over?
Do you promise to pay for repairs to phone lines & other property damaged during a tantrum?
Do you promise not to have computer or any other interest besides his/her comfort and welfare?
Do you promise to be solely responsible for your future children since your intended really is unable to cope with that?
Do you promise to always maintain calmness, because that is something they cannot do?
Do you promise to "not mind" when your credit is ruined, or the bills aren't paid on time?
Do you promise to take it in your stride when your children start acting like them?
Do you promise to always be there when they need bailing out of a problem?
Do you promise to finish any project that they start and don't want to complete?
Do you promise not to take it personally when they "hyperfocus" on everything but you?
Do you promise to be the only sane in the household for the majority of the time?
Do you promise not to mind not having a "partner" in life, just an innocent "bystander"?
Do you promise not to have a LIFE!?
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