~*~Theater~*~
Bill Clinton has a dream
in which he meets George
Washington.
He says, "George, tell me what I can do to
make things better for the people."
George Washington replies, "Lower the taxes."
Clinton says, "I can't do that."
The next night he dreams again.
This time Thomas
Jefferson is there.
"Thomas Jefferson," Clinton says,
"Tell me what I can do
to make things better for the people."
Jefferson replies, "Lower the taxes."
Clinton says, "I can't do that."
The next night he dreams again
. This time Abraham
Lincoln is there.
"Abraham Lincoln,"
Clinton asks, "what
can I do to make
things better for the people?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
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