~*~Pregnant~*~
Hillary Clinton went in for her yearly checkup.
When she
was finished,
she asked her gynecologist how things
looked.
He said he was pleased and that she was in great
shape,
but that she was pregnant.
She told the doctor there was no way,
but he said that
she most definitely was a month pregnant.
Beside
herself, she stormed out of the office and went to the
receptionist,
took the phone and called the White House.
When the operator answered she said it was Hillary
and
she wanted to talk to Bill right away.
The operator rang the oval office and Bill answered.
Hillary said,
"Do you know what you did you rotten
bastard? You got me pregnant!"
The president remained silent.
Again, Hillary screamed,
"DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU
DID, YOU ROTTEN BASTARD?
YOU GOT ME
PREGNANT!"
Bill finally answered, "Who is this?"
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