~*~Injuries~*~
Little Johnny had hurt his finger while working on his model airplane.
He ran to his mother, who kissed the wound and made it better.
On the
way to the store a little later,
Johnny fell off his bike and scraped
hisknee.
He ran to his mother,
who kissed it and made it better.
Returning from the store,
Johnny ran into the town bully,
who kicked him
in a very private part of his anatomy.
Johnny rushed home.
His mother
said,
"Son, you're getting more
like your father every day!"
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