~*~Drunk~*~
A cop pulls a man over.
The driver asks the cop why you pull me over.
"because you were speeding!"
"no I wasnt"
"yes you were"
"no i wasnt"
etc. etc. etc. back and forth.
Finally the cop is really pissed and asks
the mans wife,
"o.k. Ma'me you settle this,
was your husband speeding or
not?
"Officer I have been married to this man for 30 years
and the one
thing Ive learned is never to argue with him when hes drunk!"
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