Monkeys-Bad People, Or Just Misunderstood?

An amalgamation of the world's two most vile mammals. Outside of the Baldwin family, anyway. Fact: Squirrel monkeys have a preferred, or stronger hand, as in they are right or left-handed. The number of right and left-handed squirrel monkeys is equal, unlike the human race, in which the number of right handers outnumbers lefties.

Fact: Monkeys have tails, apes don't. Basically. That's the difference between my site and some other so-called "monkey" sites. You'll usually find those sites chock full of chimps and gorillas, not technically monkeys(no tails). I, on the other hand, "hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z".
For a more in depth study of the differences between monkeys and apes, click here.

When the monkeys get too smart, there's only one person to call: The Powerpuff Girls! Well, I guess that's three people, actually. Anyway, they'll put that primate in his place.

Don't forget to sign my guestbook, I'll find out if you don't.



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This site was created by a monkey with an iMac. Deal with it. Ooh, blinky!