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The New Hobo Joe & Co. |
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Welcome to the new E-hobo experience! Now that this site is re-vamped, it should be more easily navigated! You have now entered a portal that will blow your mind. Above is the navigation bar and below is Steako's "Weekly" Cardboard News. |
Steako's Cardboard Box (Weekly News)12/31/04
Well it sure has been a long time since this site has been updated but that's mainly because nobody cares about this site anymore. Because our beloved fans has been left in the dark for so long, we decided to surprise them with this spiffy site.
Well all of the Hobo's aren't really hobos anymore. Hobo Joe has made over 5 million dollars investing in the stock market starting from a mere nickel that he found in a urinal (recently flushed.) Cheese Stinkywinkle watched the movie Predator so many times that he now knows how to become invisible. He is now able to feed on the flash of unknowing bystanders, and has his goals are set to become the first invisible-hobo president. Hobo Moe did a backflip, and fortunately a gymnast scout was watching. He then went to the 2004 Summer Olympics, won the silver medal, pawned it, and bought infinity bags of beef jerky. He now looks like Jaba the Hut, and smells like him too (tee hee.) And for Steako Welldone, well he sadly turned into a giant Steak (yum.) Everyone knows that when you turn into a steak, you turn to the dark side, but hey, at least he's a prime slab o meat!
Blaitrix released on dvd when Waah stained!
