DDawg'z Realm
WARNING!!!!
This section has alot of explict langauge and it may not be for everyone, if you are not atleast 12 years old then get out of this section please, Thank you
YO Momma Jokes
SO FAT
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Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought
she was backing up
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Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
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Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
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Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
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Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next
to everyone
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Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat
for Condors
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Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off
her...
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Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain
claimed her for the new world
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Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run
around yelling Free Willy
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Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears
pop!
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Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
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Yo momma so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at
the menu and says "okay!"
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Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people
said "Taxi!"
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Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
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Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
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Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint
roller
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Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get
into her pockets
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Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave.,
she landed on 12th
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Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down
the bridge too
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Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution!
Wide Turn"
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Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she
SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
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Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read
"one at a time, please"
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Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear
the stereo.
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Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says
to be continued.
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Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says
we don't do livestock.
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Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
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Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
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Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!
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Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
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Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around
her!
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Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the
tide comes in!
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Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes
New York, L.A., Chicago...
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Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
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Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her
liposuction!
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Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white
& chunky!
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Yo momma so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and
look for the wet spot to fuck her!
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Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses
just to get on the bitches good side!
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Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
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Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park,
people try to ride HER!
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Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot
out of george washington's nose.
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Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling
ball!
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Yo momma so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made
a dollar!
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Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else
gets sun!
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Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight
to hell!
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Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets
stuck!!!
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Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong
phone book!
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Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be
aerial views!
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Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!
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Yo momma so fat every time she walks in high heels,
she strikes oil!
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Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace
threw her in!
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Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to
make two trips!
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Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
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Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
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Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
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Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured
out!
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Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon,
it looks like she's wearin tights!
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Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car!
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Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to
get her out!
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Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
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Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says
to be continued.
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Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people
say "Taxi!"
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Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
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Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
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Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she
landed on 12th
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Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down
the bridge too
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Yo momma so fat she steps on a scale & it goes
one at a time please
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Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!
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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
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Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear
the stereo.
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Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear
for bungee jumping
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Yo momma so fat when they used her underwear elastic
for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
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Yo momma so fat when she back up she beep.
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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
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Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
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Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself
asleep trying to get up again.
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Yo momma so fat she influences the tides.
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Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her
I ran out of gas.
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Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
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Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
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Yo momma so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
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Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!
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Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole
band skips.
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Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
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Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
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Yo momma so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran
out of gas.
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Yo momma so fat she left the house in high heels and
when she came back she had on flip flops.
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Yo momma so fat shes on both sides of the family
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Yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass
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Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and
hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
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Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can
eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
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Yo momma so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
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Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
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Yo momma so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
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Yo momma so fat when she wears one of those X jackets,
helicopters try to land on her back!
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Yo momma so fat her college graduation picture was
an airial.
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Yo momma so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace
tried to push her back in the water
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Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured
out
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Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
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Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are
satellite pictures
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Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
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Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time
they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
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Yo momma so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a
booger out George Washington's nose.
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Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
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Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
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Yo momma so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace
shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
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Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but
when she rode the bike across the moon, the bitch caused an eclipse.
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Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
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Yo momma so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
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Yo momma so fat she has to iron her clothes in the
driveway.
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Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders
and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
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Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said,
"Who threw that rock?"
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Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane
it gives her the green arrow!
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Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the
hospital stretch marks.
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Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to
assign names to her farts!!!
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