Buffy Quotes

"Giles, care? I'm putting my life on the line battling the undead. Look,I broke a nail,okay? I'm wearing a press-on. The least you could do is exhibit some casual interest. You could go,'hmm.'"--Buffy Xander:You were looking at my neck. Angel:What? Xander: You were checking out my neck. I saw that! Angel:No,I wasn't. Xander:Just keep your distance, pal. Angel:I wasn't looking at your neck. Xander:I told you to eat before we left. "Cordelia, your mouth is open and sound is coming from it. This is never good."--Buffy "Sorry but i'm an old-fashioned gal. I was raised to believe the men dig up the corpses and the women have the babies."--Buffy Angel: This isn't some fairy tale. When I kiss you,you don't wake up from a deep sleep and live happily ever after. Buffy: No,when you kiss me I wanna die. "It's time for me to act like a man. And hide."--Xander "Hi! For those of you who have just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person. So this spell might restore Angel's humanity. Well here's an interesting angle. Who cares?"--Xander Xander: I can't wait to see Cordelia. I can't belive I can't wait to see Cordelia. Willow: I wonder what our first homework assignment is going to be. Willow: Hey,you're excited over Cordelia. We've all got issues. Oz: It's Willow. She's nearby. Cordy:What? You can smell her. She doesn't even wear perfume. Oz: She's afraid. Cordy:Oh my god. Is this some sort of residual werewolf thing? This is very disturbing. Oz:I really agree. Buffy: And then he just bailed. He didn't say anything. It was so weird. Xander:Angel?Weird? What are the odds? Willow: Well, it's just...I mean he's been fired! He's unemployed. He's...between jobs. Buffy:Giles isn't going anywhere, Will. He's still librarian. Willow: Okay,but I'm writing an angry letter. Faith: New watcher? Buffy: New watcher. Faith: Screw that. Buffy: Now, why didn't I just say that? Willow: Well,i'm...(gasp)ooh,boyfriend! My on-campus boyfriend. (Oz comes up and he and Willow kiss). Buffy:Oh,no, I forgot to pick mine up. Line's probally really long there, too. Willow: Happy hunting. Buffy: Wish me monsters. I got some of the quotes here.

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