Candy Appraisals
I know...this may seem like a total waste of time. But I felt like doing this. Good and bad candy should be weeded out and information should be given to the masses. If anyone has as much time as me on their hands...I will gladly accept candy appraisals. Simply e-mail me at Susannormal@netscape.net. I'll edit your appraisal if neccessary, put you as the author and list your personal rating. Simply include a description of the:
~candy's function *if it does anything, like make noise or turn your mouth colors*
~it's taste *sugary, chocolately, gross, strawberry, etc
~a description of it's package*if it's in a bag, a see-thru container, a plastic tube, etc
Now if I get too many appraisals of the same candy...I might not be able to accept them all. I somehow doubt this is a page that is going to exactly take off. But Oh well. Worth the fun and any laughs had. Due to my laziness, for now all the appraisals will exist on this page instead of having their own click-on links.
*Pop Rocks* by Blondie
Function: to pop and make noise
Taste: varies upon flavor
their taste: varies
their package: black background with exploding 'pop rocks', a display of what color the candy is and flavor of pop rocks contained within.
Comments: Pop rocks are more for the show than the taste. They can get stuck in your teeth if you try to chew them *force of habit yo* and can leave a really sugary grainy taste in your mouth; however, candy that makes noise is great...so they get a
Rating: 5 out of 5 for both sugar and entertainment value
*Tootsie Pops* by Mellie E
Function~ Turns mouth colors, varying on the flavor.
Taste~ Sweet, many different flavors such as; blueberry, chocolate, cherry,
strawberry, etc.
Package~ Comes in a wrapper with little kids playing games outside, and some
wrappers have indians shooting a star. These are considered lucky. The color
of the wrapper varies with flavor.
Rating~ 4/5 for the color changing, and the taste factor. The missing point
would have gone to entertainment value. This lollipop is kind of boring.
*Fuzzy Peaches* by Patrick Neelin
Function: To erode away any unwanted tastebuds.
Taste: Sour, yet fruity. Masculine, yet delicate. As the sour sugar goes away, the true fruitiness of the Fuzzy Peach is revealed. Think Beauty and the Beast.
Comments: After eating a whole bag, I found that my mouth stung, causing much discomfort for a period of a few days.
Rating: 4/5. The taste is excellent. Points were subtracted because of the discomfort caused.
*Jujyfruits* by Andrew Breen
Function: To bring happiness to the tastebuds
Taste: Funky lookin exotic fruit shapes that are used in all 5 flavors:
RED-cherry ORANGE-orange YELLOW-lemon DARK PURPLE-licorice GREEN-lime (used to be mint)
Once chewed a burst of that cheap, artificial fruity flavor can be tasted. It's gooy & sweet, although little pieces of sugary goo can get stuck in your teeth, it's a classic -- everyone should atleast try it once in there life. Plus, it's fat free! Can't go wrong.
Suggestions: Having a glass of water or some drink is always best after you have had a time of mouthgasmic pleasure with your jujy(s)
Package: Bright yellow rectangular box (an attention grabber), they have kept the artwork about the same as it was when it came out long ago (retro look), and not anything fancy shmancy like today's candy packages
Rating: 4/5 -- can taste dull sometimes and not a candy where you eat the whole box in the same day -- it can get too rich (for moi anyway).
