Okay...forget the fact that obviously the present changed shape to hold the baby. Also forget the fact that there's something definetly set-up to go wrong by putting a baby in a package. Also, you know the fact that I hate pictures of potentially nude babies. Damn you, Anne Geddes. Anyway, this is my special way of telling you I'm pregnant.

Just kidding :) Seriously, I'm not. You can stop packing that bag and changing your hair color. Now, on to the REAL gift.