Scott Haraldson
Contemporary Coyote the Trickster Story
Once upon a time in the city of Chicago their lived a man named Chico. Chico had just moved to the United State from Mexico by riding in the trunk of car driven by a drug smuggling Albanian.
When Chico finally got to Chicago he learned that the temperature was not the same as it was in Mexico. His shorts and T-shirt would not be enough to keep him warm from the elements. He entered a library and found a well-dressed man sleeping in a big comfy leather chair. Chico nudged the man to wake him so that he may speak to him but the man remained fast asleep. After more nudging Chico was finally able to awake the gentleman. Chico told him a tale about how he had just gotten into town from vacation and had lost his entire suitcase and that needed to borrow the man's clothing for a job interview. The man said that he was going to be in the nice warm library for a few more hours so that he had no problem lending him his suit. Chico had no intentions of returning the clothes so he left quickly and headed for a different part of the city.
After roaming around the city for most of the day he discovered he was awfully hungry so he went to the first restaurant he saw to get some food. He tried to place an order but the restaurant would not accept his Mexican money. So Chico told them that if they gave him a meal he would wash their dishes for the rest of the day. The owners found this to be a great deal so they made Chico a very big meal. Chico then sat down to eat his meal and when he was finished he waited for the owner to go to the back room for more supplies. When the owner did Chico snuck out the door with a very full stomach.
It was getting late in the day and Chico was getting tired but he had no place to stay. He roamed around town until he found a dog walking on the street. He followed the dog until it came to a house. Just before the dog was to enter through the doggy door Chico grabbed it and skinned the dog. He then disguised himself as the dog and snuck into the home where he found a bed to sleep on.
When he awoke he found a very angry owner holding his now bare skinned dog in his arms. Before Chico could even jump out of bed the owner let go of the dog which chased Chico around the house. Chico just had time to jump out an open window before the dog could bite him.
Now that Chico had eaten and found a place to sleep he wanted to find someone to be his companion for the night for it had been a long time since his penis had been with anyone. The problem was he could not find any willing women so Chico came up with a plan. He took off all his clothes and went outside in the freezing cold. He walked around until he found a woman who asked him what the matter was. Chico explained to her that he had been kidnapped and that the kidnappers had taken his clothes and dropped him off in a place he did not know.
Now Chico was a very good actor and because he was so sincere the woman took pity on him. She asked him to come to her apartment where he could warm up and be fed. They both then boarded the train to go to the woman's house. By the time the train came Chico was starting to shake from the cold. He told the woman that his hands were cold and asked if he could warm them between her legs. She said that was a good idea since her legs were very warm. Now by the time he had warmed his hands they were ready to get off the train.
Once they got to the woman's door Chico said his feet were very cold and asked if he could warm them between her legs. The woman didn't see any reason why not so she took his feet and placed them between her legs. After his feet were warm they went into the woman's house where she busied herself making Chico some food. While Chico ate he told the woman he was still cold. She asked him what was cold and he told her his penis was and that he would like to put it between her legs. Now seeing that she was able to warm his hand and feet she saw no reason why she couldn't warm his penis. So she took Chico's penis and placed it between her legs.
While she was warming Chico's penis her husband came home from work and couldn't believe what he was seeing. Before the woman could explain what they were doing the man grabbed a butcher's knife and cut off Chico's penis. Chico sensing he was about to lose more than his penis ran out the door and back to his apartment.
After Chico had escaped the man called the police. The police then sent a squad car over and they saw Chico running down the street naked. After a short chase they got Chico into the cop car where they found out he was an illegal immigrant. Chico then was taken to the police station where he was put on a bus back to Mexico.
