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The Cat Lovers Club Official Online 'Zine
[Page Two]
Published on Febuary 7th, 2000

Page Two:
Web Bits
Open Columns


~Gathered by Natalie~

Yellow Butter

Yellow butter purple jelly red jam black bread

Spread it thick
Say it quick

Yellow butter purple jelly red jam black bread

Spread it thicker
Say it quicker

Yellow butter purple jelly red jam black bread

Now repeat it
While you eat it

Yellow butter purple jelly red jam black bread

Don't talk
With your mouth full!


In the house
of Mr and Mrs Spouse
he and she
would watch teevee
and never a word
between them was spoken
until the day
the set was broken.

Then "How do you do?"
said he to she,
"I don't believe
that we've met yet.
Spouse is my name.
Whats yours?" he asked

"Why, mine's the same!"
said she to he,
"Do you suppose that we could be-?"

But the set came suddenly right about,
and so they never did find out.

Febuary Snow

I stood beside a hill
Smooth with new-laid snow
A single star looked out
From the cold evening glow.

There was no other creature
That saw what I could see-
I stood and watched the evening star
As long as it watched me.

My Valentine

I will make you brooches and toys for your delight
Of bird song at morning and starshine at night.
I will make a place for for you and me,
Of green days in forests
And blue days at sea.


~With Anne~

And now a tidbit from a new member....

Hello everyone! My name is Ariele Goldman and I'm 11 years old. I
just joined TCLC, and I live in Swampscott Ma. I heard that Natalie
needed some help with her ''zine, and I wanted to contribute- so
heres a little bit about my cats.
My cats can be very silly sometimes! My cat April always goes out
the front door, runs around the house and then runs back in the
door to jump on the coutner, and miss!
Bonnie is very odd. She does not meow- she gobbles! Her favorite
place to sleep is a basket that she is almost to big for!
Pumpkin, God bless his soal. He is gone now but I want to share his
sillies. He would jump up on the trashcan when it was open and land
in the trash!


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