Happy Birthday Ben!

Whats wrong? Don't you like apples?

Extra Extra! Bens a Moron!

Here Have a Vacuum!

And have a gay cowboy while your at it!

Hungry? Have some soup!

Hey Now! PIE ANYONE?

The Lone Ranger..........doesn't like you!

Here type on your pretty little pink type writter!

My God! That girls gonna smack him!

Hey Kids! It's Ben in a box!
Uncle Sam wants you to SHUT UP!

And look! There's Ben hard at work!