Scenario Two - (Because we know Val wouldn't get with Nick, even in her worst nightmare!) Scenario Two:  (Because we know Val wouldn’t get with Nick, even in her worst nightmare!)

    “Too late, Nicky!  You should have thought of that before you were Larger Than Life.” Valerie sneers.
    “But why can’t we be together again?” Nick cries in anguish.
     “I love someone else now . . .so there!”
    “I’m glad to see that you are so mature about this . . .” Nick tried to intervene.
    “Shut up, Nick!”  Chris breaks in. He throws another punch at Nick, sending him sailing across the stage.  He collides with Alex. And they both crash into the electronic game board, electrocuting themsleves.
     “That’s what I call Canadian bakin’!” JC exclaims. Courtney looks at him, entranced.  She knows she’s in love.
     “Valerie, is there room in your heart for me?  I’ll give you the best of my life. . . everything I own if you need it.  I just wanna be with you.  I’m crazy for you.”
    “Oh Chris, you drive me crazy. . . what can I say?  I need love, and you got it.  I know this is more than a feeling.  When you’re not here, it tears up my heart.  I never knew what was missing in my life. . . it was like there was some riddle I just couldn’t solve.  But now you’re here.  It’s all so perfect.”
    Chris runs to Val’s side.  “It could be a bumpy ride. . .”
    “I don’t care as long as I’m with you.”
    “Well, here we go then!”  Valerie throws her arms around Chris.  As their lips are about to touch, she opens her eyes.  She slaps her alarm clock, turning it off. “I guess some dreams aren’t meant to be.”
    She glances at her framed picture of Chris.  Her eyes bug out of her head.  Attached to the frame is a note reading simply, “Somewhere, someday.  I’ll be back for more.”
 

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