Chapter 40: Sex is only dirty if you do it right . . .

     Kathy grinned at Val.  “You know what girls, I think I am going to need a little assistance with this one.  Kelly, you don’t think I could borrow your Halloween costume from last year do ya?”
    “Of course you can,” Kelly exclaimed.  “It’s in Val’s closet.  You don’t mind if she runs in there and gets it, do ya Val?”
    Chris gave Val a worried look.  “Exactly which outfit is the one that you borrowed from Kelly?  And more importantly, why haven’t I seen you in it yet?”
    Val just shrugged her shoulders.  “I was saving it for a special occasion . . .”
    Kathy returned from Val’s room in a black vinyl corset, a matching mini skit, back fishnets, and a pair of tall black boots.
    Chris looked at Val and said “Now THAT is what I call an outfit for a special occasion!”
    Kathy ignored the other couple and strutted up to Robot Lance.
    “You have been a very, very bad boy . . .” Kathy began as she pulled out a rather large whip from what seemed like nowhere.
    “Um, err . . . Um . . .I’m not sure I can handle this . . .” stuttered the Evil Lance as he began to turn red.
    “Or would you rather I was completely naked!” Kathy finally exclaimed as she began to move towards him.
    She got close enough to caress his chest with the handle of her whip before the Robot exploded.
    “Damn,” the real Lance said quietly and swallowed nervously.
    “A little pent up, are we Poo-Fu?” Justin laughed.
    “I’m so sorry man,” offered JC.
    “Like you’re one to talk!” Lance yelled before turning to look at Kathy.  “You’re not going to give that outfit back right away are you?”
    Kathy smiled at him.  “Looks like I’ve killed two birds with one stone. . .  Remind me to thank Lou when this is over.  Hey, where the hell is Lou?”
    The gang looked around to see only the Joey robot left.  Lou had disappeared.  Robot Joey had to be gotten rid of fast so that they could end everything with Lou once and for all.
    “Hurry Carlee, think of something good.  FAST,” cried Terri as she looked around the corner to see Lou running out the door.
    “Hey Joey, COMMITMENT!!!!” screamed Carlee.
    Robot Joey gave her a quick look of complete terror before he too finally exploded.
    Carlee then gave the real Joey a sideways grin.  Joey laughed nervously.
    “Guys. . .outside!!!!!” urged Kelly as she grabbed the two of them and followed the rest of the gang out to the front lawn.