by: Moun10Mama

Teacher:  I am very disappointed in you boys!!
<They hang their heads.>
All:<In Unison> (note: Props to me for resisting the urge to say in synch!) We're sorry.  It will never happen again.
Teacher:  It better not. Justin, just because something is baby blue, does not make it yours.  Now give it back.
Justin:  But, but--
Teacher:  No buts.  Hand it over.
<Justin hands her the blue purse he is clutching, and sniffles.>
Teacher <to Chris>:  And you!  Aren't you a little old to be here?
Chris:  Chronologically, yes, psychologically, I don't think so.
Teacher <to Joey>: If I catch you sneaking into the girl's room and writing "For a Good time Call 555-BLOW
and ask for Joey"  on the stalls one more time, I'll,I'll--
Joey<with an evil grin>:  You'll what? Turn me overyour knee and spank me?
<The teacher rolls her eyes.>
Teacher <to Lance>:  And how come you never answer me at roll call anymore, Lansten?
Lance <quietly>:  Because my name is NOT Lansten.
Justin:  Yes it is.  I've always called you that.
Lance:  Well, that's not what my mother calls me.
Justin:  What does she know?
Lance:  My mother is a saint!
<Lance lunges at Justin, but Joey and Chris manages to pull him off.>
Teacher:  And Joshua . . .
JC:  Watch where you're throwing that elbow.  That little girl almost lost an eye.
<JC is noticeably relieved as the teacher walks off.>
JC:  Whew!  I thought that they had found my pipe for sure. . .

Random is the way to be!

Screw you guys, I'm going home!