Puppy Love

Awaking one morning, Val noticed a small Hello Kitty envelope on her pillow. Being drowzy, she read the contents of the letter about sixteen times before being able to figure out the words.

"Dearest Val, It is I, your true love. No, I am not Nick Carter, as you are probably thinking of right now. I am much cuter. Meet me at my mansion, 3181 NE Avalon, to meet me face to face.
With love,"

Below the closing was an illegible signature, in which there looked a word similar to "Kirkpatrick". Val, being as Chris crazy as she is, immediately started planning for her wedding, which would be bumped up 48 and a half years from it's original date, sometime in 2050 (I think that's when it was ;X).

She realized she was keeping Chris waiting, put on her *NSUCK shirt, and left in a hurry to see the man of her dreams.

She knew she had found the right place when she saw the FuMan Skeeto logo engraved into the door. After minutes of heavy breathing, she finally composed herself, walked up to the door, and knocked three times. The door flung open, and there stood little Korea Kirkpatrick, with a note in her mouth on the same Hello Kitty stationary.

When she read the note, she saw "I'm in the upstairs bedroom, come and get me you animal!" in feminine writing. She realized that her note was on the other side. "I'll be right out." was her note.

Val stood in awe, gazing at the walls, which were covered with FuBu paint, something she wasn't aware was in existence.

Soon after, Busta walked into the room. "Here puppy! Awww you're such a cute little puppy!" she wimpered, calling Busta over to her. Immediately, Busta started humping her leg. "I knew Chris didn't love me! He's all about Dani! Busta? You love me? You really love me?" Val said, picking the dog up and allowing it to her lick her face. "Oh well, you're almost as cute as Chris anyway." Val said, walking out the door with "her love".

Right as Chris heard Val slam the front door, he came out from the kitchen.
"She left? First Dani left me, now Val, of all people! All that stalking and obsessive behavior and she left me? Busta? Where'd ya go Busta? Are you hiding from me? Busta? Busta! BUSTA!" Chris wailed, realizing that Val had not only taken his heart, but his dog too. "Oh well, I've still got you Korea. . . Now where's Allyson's phone number?"

I feel OLD!

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