We know you've watched hundreds of hours of N Sync appearances.
It's part of the obsession, you know. After a while, you begin to pick
up on certain. . . trends in N Sync performance and interview. We
here at Running from Delirious are always looking to capitalize on these
little moments, and so we present. . .
The *NSYNC Drinking Game!
You'd have to take five drinks
based on this picture alone. Bottoms up!
Hello, and welcome to our game. Remember to drink responsibly,
and have a good time. Take one drink, unless otherwise noted. We recommend Coke or Dr. Pepper. . . Orangina if you're feeling adventurous. Anything stronger and you might not live to see the guys' wacky outfits for the next award show. This game
can be used for performances and interviews. Cheers!!
Take a drink every time Justin:
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Is seen in baby blue.
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Interrupts one of the other guys.
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Mentions his mother.
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Talks about his relationship with Britney.
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Take two if he says he loves her. (Resist urge
to gag at sheer cuteness.)
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Grabs his crotch.
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Take two if one of the other guys grabs his crotch.
(His own, not Justin’s you perverts!)
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Wears something denim.
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Take two if he’s gotten into the Bedazzler again.
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Wears the "JRT" necklace. (first time you see
it only!)
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Take three if he’s not wearing the necklace.
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Wears a wifebeater.
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Appears shirtless. (Pick jaw up off ground
first.)
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Mentions butter.
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Talks about what a "spiritual person" he is.
Take a drink every time Chris:
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Makes a joke that none of the teenies get.
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Take two if one of the other guys makes a joke
the teenies don’t get.
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Mentions that he’s the oldest.
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Mentions that he’s the smartest.
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Talks about how attractive one of the other guys
is.
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Tells the story about forming the group.
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Embarrasses one of the other guys.
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Talks about Busta.
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Makes fun of one of the other guys.
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Take two if it’s not Lance or Joey.
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Says something sarcastic.
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Take two if you think he secretly means it.
Take a drink every time Joey:
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Commits a horrible fashion tragedy.
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Take two if it looks like he had to kill something
fluffy to make his outfit.
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Repeats himself.
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Repeats himself.
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Uses (or mentions) the Bobby Voice.
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Sports a hair color not found outside the Kool-Aid
aisle. (once per appearance)
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Reveals another new hairstyle.
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Macks on a girl.
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Take two if she looks classy.
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Take three if she’s the interviewer.
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Take four if she looks under eighteen.
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Makes the "Dancer Face."
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Gets to sing lead.
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Take two if he gets to sing a whole verse.
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Wears Superman apparel.
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Talks about food.
Take a drink every time Lance:
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Mentions Mississippi.
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Gets to sing alone. (Hell, you may as well chug,
since it only happens once in a blue moon.)
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Says that they fight like brothers.
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Exaggerates. (i.e. "We’re co-hosting the Grammy’s
with Rosie.")
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Mentions country music.
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Talks about a celebrity he’s met.
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Gets macked on by an older woman. (i.e. Gloria,
Celine, Kathie Lee.)
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Is forced to talk about Poo Foo.
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Mentions Meredith Edwards.
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Talks about jetskiing or horseback riding.
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Shows his bell-eh.
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Shows his boo-tay.
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Says that something is his favorite song, movie,
etc.
Take a drink every time JC:
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Looks like he hasn’t eaten in weeks.
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Gets a confused look on his face.
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Mouths the words while someone else is singing.
(Happens a lot more than you think!)
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Is sporting facial hair.
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Gets to sit in the front during an interview.
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Has a spazz attack.
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Is seen playing the piano.
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Says something incomprehensible.
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Jumps over or off of something.
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Take two if it’s more than six feet high.
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Talks about sleeping.
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Talks to his imaginary friends while he thinks
no one is looking.
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Looks like he’s going to burst something while
dancing.
Take a drink any time any of the guys:
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Hugs one of the other guys.
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Makes fun of Joey.
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Makes fun of Lance.
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Mentions the Mickey Mouse Club.
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Explains what "No Strings Attached" is about.
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Sings a non NSYNC song.
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Talks about the Backstreet Boys.
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Take two if it’s a classy diss.
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Makes an appearance without the other guys.
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Tells the story about how they got the name NSYNC.
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Talks about his outside projects.
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Take two if one of them talks about another of
the guys’ outside projects. (i.e. Justin mentions FuMan)
Take a drink every time the interviewer:
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Asks something condescending.
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Asks something grossly inappropriate.
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Is Carson Daly.
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Mispronounces JC’s last name.
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Take two if they get it right,
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Take three if John Norris or Kurt Loder get it
right. (You know they do it wrong on purpose.)
Take a drink every time someone in the audience:
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Can be heard screaming an individual guy’s name.
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Take two if the audience is screaming for no reason.
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Asks a stupid question.
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Take two if the question is "Boxers or Briefs?"
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Is seen crying.
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