Courtney, our expert on gay *NSYNC porn says:
"JC and Justin have each other,
Lance and Joey have each other, but what about poor Chris? Well,
we don't want to pair him with Busta now do we?"
So . . .we here at CSC Central would like to thank God for Chris' "special friend" Dani!
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That's right everyone, Running from
Delirious is a Dani-friendly site. In case you might be wondering
how SailorVal could like the girl who has stolen the heart of the man of
her dreams, I suggest you keep on reading.
In real life (not the CSC fantasy world), we know the following:
Lance had Danielle Fishell for a bit
JC seems to be on and off with an advice columnist for J-14
There is no way to know what little tid bit Joey has picked up this week
It is best not to touch the rumors that go around about a our baby-blue loving JuJu. Except we will say this, if we would ever dump a fine piece like that, it would ONLY be for a real prince.
Lastly,
we all know that Chris and Dani are an item. We hope that these two
are in for "the long haul." *Boo-yah*
So, what could all this mean?
As much as Val jokes about throwing Chris down on her futon and having her way with him . . .she would never want to come between Chris and his lady love. In other words, we are hoping to find our invitation to the wedding in our wee PO boxes anyday now. (Although since two of the Backstreet Boys are getting married, we don't want N Sync just going in and stealing the whole idea. Sheesh. The NERVE of some people.)
Here is a list of the reasons why we are and hope to remain a "Dani-friendly" site:
1) If she makes Chris happy, that is a good thing. We
want *NSYNC to be
happy because they make us happy. Just because we are obsessive fans,
this
does not mean that we are possessive, scary, teeny fans.
2) We have NEVER heard of any fan having a bad experience
meeting her. (note:
this does not mean that we want you to come foward with your "Dani is mean"
stories. SailorVal and Moun10Mama enjoy their bubble . . .please
don't burst it.
As it says on the bumper sticker above Val's bed "Don't f@*& with my
reality.")
3) Chris already has to deal with Justin in a daily basis.
He doesn't need
anymore annoying people in his life. With all that considered, Dani
must be cool!
4) She deserves props for being able to keep up with that
bouncing ball of
formerly-braided babedom.
5) She is the president of FuManSkeeto. You can't be
a bubble headed idiot
and still help to run a company. Plus, you gotta be pretty smart
to get some of
Chris' jokes. Smart girls rule, and that means that Dani does too!
6) If Chris gave up his wife and two kids to be with her,
she must be something
great! (note: We know that wife and two kids thing is a joke . . .see,
we were just
trying to make a joke, too. Get it? Ahhh man, just forget it.)
7) She is gorgeous. Okay, so this doesn't make us like
her, but we just thought
that we would mention it. (Just remember, people like her take people like
Chris
away from people like us . . .and yet we still can't help but like her.)
8) WARNING: MUSHY PART COMING UP Frankly, anyone who is kind and patient enough to have a good attitude with fans who hate you because you are dating a member of *NSYNC, is a pretty special person in our book. And we think that Chris is pretty special too . . .that means that they deserve to be happy together.
Before we end this, SailorVal would just like to make it clear that though she likes Dani a lot . . .she would not mind being Chris' rebound girl if the two were ever to break up. Hope springs eternal . . .