10)  He's on crack.

9) He's 28!  He's probably going senile.

8)  He has issues with being the oldest group member biologically, so he acts the youngest psychologically.

7)  Anyone would go a little nuts after having to work at Universal Studios.

6)  He's acting out because deep down inside he is hurt that his mother is not his number 1 fan.

5)  His braids used to act as an antenna, but now that they are gone...the signal is all messed up!

4)  He's from Pennsylvania.(If Lance can use his home state as an excuse for everything.. .)

3)  He has a caffiene IV drip down his pants.

2)  Okay, he's on ALOT of crack.

1)  Chicks dig crazy guys! Or maybe that's just Val . . .
 

                 - Compliments of SailorVal
                   (put in order by Moun10Mama)