Mostly 1’s:
 In Joey’s dream world, he wakes up to a new 17-year old each morning.  But if you had your way, he would find himself swimming in a sea of disfigured Superman action figures at the start of his day. His obsession with porno and sex has got you tired out, and we don’t mean in that “good way” either.  You can never stand being around him for too long before you start trying to dream up a way to make him drink that damn red hair dye.(Isn't that what you're supposed to do with Kool-Aid, anyway?)  If you need to relieve tension, watch that part of the “I Drive Myself Crazy” video when Joey gets slapped . . . over and over again.  Put in on a loop, share it with your friends, and you’ll feel better before you can say “I hopefully hope.”

Mostly 2’s:
 Though his Southern drawl and deep voice charm most people, something about Lance rubs you the wrong way.  Maybe it’s because “because I’m from Mississippi” is no valid excuse for not returning your calls.  Besides, how can you respect a guy who used to dress up as a dog?  Take refuge in the fact that Lance almost always has to dance in the back and in the entire *N Sync pantheon of songs, Lance has about three solo lines . . .and most people can’t hear tones that low unless you are a three toed sloth or something.  To make yourself feel better, hum the Poofu song next time you see Lance and think evil thoughts.  Hey, it’s better than actually acting on them.

Mostly 3’s:
 So, you wanna kill Justin?  Well, you better hurry because Moun10Mama has had a bad feeling about that kid ever since the day that she realized that his “playa jewelry” is worth more than her entire college education.  Did we mention that we go to one of the most expensive colleges in the country?  Justin’s insatiable need for attention and five-pair-a-day sneaker habit have driven you to acts of desperation. The only way to make you feel better is to make Justin suffer.  Try pushing his Benz off a cliff.  However, make sure that he is not in it because you wouldn’t want to miss the chance to watch him cry. A word of warning: physically harming Justin is out of the question, unless you want to be hunted down and ripped to pieces by an angry baby blue mob of 14-year-olds.

Mostly 4’s:

 How could you want to kill JC?  Okay, we understand.  Perfection may be irksome to some people, but let’s just say that those of us at CSC/Running from Delirious are kinda used to it.  Though we may find his constant need for perfection quite forgivable (if not praiseworthy for that matter), there is no excuse for the way JC has his finger in his ear all the time.  Now that is just plain wrong!  And so the question remains: How does one suppress the ever-growing desire to stick a large needle up JC’s nose every time you see his finger get in the vicinity of his cute little ear?  We suggest doing some research on JC before he became the demi-God that he is today.  That’s right, he wasn’t always perfect!  Best of all, we have four years worth of old MMC episodes to prove it.  Better yet, try slipping some No-Doz into his herbal tea and watch him flail his arms around for a couple hours.  Before you know it, you will be your old self again.

Mostly 5’s:

 For your safety’s sake, I hope that you are reading this out of curiosity and not because you want to kill Chris.  How could anyone want to kill this short attention spanned, hyper, bouncing ball of ex-braided babedom? Okay, maybe I see your point.  Chris’s constant immaturity and insatiable need to be reminded of just how clever and funny he can be has driven you to spend long hours in the library catching up on your “extra curricular” reading.  We suggest putting down that copy of “The Seductions of Crime” and instead understand that you can still get revenge without breaking the law.  Try going up to Chris and accusing him of being Nick Carter right to his face.  Duck and run away as fast as possible.  Don’t worry if you aren’t a fast runner, old geezers like him shouldn’t be too hard for you to beat.