1) Your idea of hell is:

a) being locked in a meat locker with Britney Spears
b) a non-stop Shania Twain concert
c) constantly chasing your man around to make sure he stays away from all those damn 2 cent whores
d) your boyfriend has a new best friend . . . your little brother
e) a world where no matter what you do, your man will always look better than you

2) Which date sounds the worst:

a) going to a great jazz concert but not being able to enjoy it because your date is constantly on his cell phone    searching for “his man Jerome”
b) having to listen to your date rattle on for three hours straight and not being able to understand a single thing
    he says except “ya know wat I’m say’in?”
c) a trip to the mall  where your date stops at every pay-phone to call his mom and ask for fashion and clothing
    care advice
d) you spend most of the time forcing your date to stop picking on the five year olds in the ball pit at Chuck E.
    Cheese’s
e) watching ‘Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory’ with him and about fifty of his closest female
    friends…naked as usual.

3) You would never be caught dead wearing:

a) Buddy Holly glasses, complete with tape in the middle
b) An oversized yellow T-shirt with a HUGE smiley face over it…oh did I mention the matching yellow goggle glasses?
c) Wranglers
d) Velvet purple pants and a superman hat, as well as an oversized T-shirt that says “porno star”
e) The infamous “trophy necklace” a.k.a. a huge diamond covered, thick chained, white gold monstrosity with your initials on it

4) The day you do this your friends have permission to shoot you on sight:

a) refuse to leave your house until you’ve integrated at least one baby blue item into your outfit
b) you use a joke with the punch line “Hey…I’m a fungi” when you're actually trying to be funny
c) you use the place you’re from as an excuse for any strange habits you may have
d) you allow yourself to be referred to as “The one with the hair…you know.”
e) you refuse to be seen in public when not wearing a WWJD? Bracelet

5) The habit he has that would annoy you the most:

a) he picks his ears…YUCK
b) he has a tendency to not shower…or if he does, you can’t tell the difference
c) every time you get on a roller coaster, he yells (in a Bobby voice no less) “Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! I’m gonna pee my pants!”  and other    chicks still want him
d) doesn’t let you finish a sentence, and/or jumps in front of you at the first sight of a camera…to protect your eyes from the flash of
    course
e) he insists that 'crooked letter’ and ‘humpback’ are valid letters in the English alphabet

6) Weapon of choice…yours of course:

a) kryptonite
b) death by lethal injection
c) a combo…brass knuckles and a lead pipe
d) large anvil to drop on someone’s head, cartoon style
e) “WHEN I SAY DANCE, YOU'D BEST DANCE MOTHER F#%*R!!!

7) Method of defense…now we’re talking for him.

a) ducks and jumps around yelling “I’m crazy, crazy I tell you!  I’m crazy!”
b) he has arms of steel…what does he have to worry about anyway?
c) “but …I’m from Mississippi”
d) he’d just get one of his girlfriends to step in and take the punishment for him.
e) Dirty dozens…(bad ‘yo mamma’ jokes)

8) The bedtime story you would never let your children hear…and he’d always want to read:

a) Little Red in the Hood
b) Green Eggs and Crack
c) The Pied Pimper
d) The Busta Rhymes Autobiography
e) The book would be normal, but he’d forget that he wasn’t reading it to himself.

9) Movie that you swear if you see one more time, you are going to take a hostage:

a) Willow – you’ve been having nightmares about a thousand little Nick Carters tying you to the ground
b) Good Will Humping –  you never knew that Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, and Minnie Driver were THAT close.
c) Star Wars – one more in depth conversation about the mythological archetypes found in the Ewok village and the boy dies
d) Titanic – must I really elaborate any further?
e) Clue – just because he can’t understand how it happened, that doesn’t mean that you should suffer

10) Point blank, if you  had to “off” one of the guys . . . who would it be?

a) JC – whoa, you are one sick girl if you are willing to rob the world of a face/voice like that!
b) Lance – he might be a bit bland, but does that really mean that he needs to die
c) Justin – as Moun10Mama might say “Well, I mean if I really had to choose ONE . . .”
d) Chris – I hope you realize that SailorVal has this quiz rigged to self-destruct if you choose this one!
e) Joey – he would be easiest because then you could get the mob to do it for you!