1. How often can you be found havin’ a funkin’ good time, baby?

a. Once in a blue moon. You’d much rather make fun of all your drunk friends.
b. Only on special occasions. Everybody has to kick back sometimes.
c. A couple times a month. You lead a stressful life. You need to unwind.
d. Every weekend. Your philosophy is to live it up while you get the chance.
e. Every night. That’s what being a rock star is all about.

    2. Name your poison sweetheart. If it’s an open bar, what’s your drink of choice?

a. Beer. The idea is QUANTITY, not QUALITY here.
b. Gin and Tonic. Just because you’re piss drunk doesn’t mean you can’t still be classy!
c. Shots. Because your stomach is made of steel, and even if it isn’t, you’re a MAN!
d. Something with a little umbrella in it. (Ha ha! Girl Drink Drunk!) Seriously though, you like your drinks sweet and smooth. Kinda like you.
e. Rum and Coke. Whatever gets the job done.

    3. Where do you like to wet your whistle?

a. At a club. You need a crowd to have a good time.
b. At a bar. You love trading stories with the bartender.
c. At a restaurant. Nothing tops off a great meal like a good martini.
d. At a little friendly gathering. Whether it’s playing pool or just chilling out, you want your friends around you.
e. At a karaoke bar. You like to mix wine, women and song.

    4. You usually grab your first cocktail when the little hand is on the. . .

a. Five. That’s standard time for the beginning of Happy Hour.
b. Seven. You need a good meal in your tummy first.
c. Eight. It’s prime time, baby.
d. Eleven. You’re the life of the after party.
e. Time, schime. Like 7-11, you’re open twenty-four hours.

    5. Your friends know you’re drunk when you:

a. Enlighten everyone within earshot with your philosophy on the meaning of life.
b. Bump the band offstage and start taking requests.
c. Show everybody on the dance floor the true meaning of freaky deaky.
d. Quiet down and bob your head to the music.
e. Grab your buddy’s arm and slur in his ear, "I love you, man."

    6. How many do you have to toss back before you’re up on a table, stripping down to your boxer briefs?

a. One whiff of anything alcoholic and you’re already unbuttoning your baggy jeans and kickin’ off your Timbs.
b. 1 or 2 drinks. Not that your inhibitions were that high to begin with.
c. 3 or 4 drinks. Don’t wanna lose your balance. Can’t afford to sprain your ankle on tour!
d. 5 or 6 drinks. With the moves you’ll be bustin’ you might even get a few dollar bills stuffed into your waistband.
e. 7 or more drinks. You’ve always looked great with a lampshade on your head.

    7. OK, you’ve got your cell phone in hand. Who is the first person you drunk dial?

a. Your signifcant other. There’s nothing like a drunken declaration of love to make your sweetie go all gooey inside.
b. Your FORMER significant other. Never hurts to say "Bye Bye Bye" baby, one more time.
c. Your mama. Because she’s the one who REALLY loves you.
d. Lou Perlman. Something about shouting, "You SUCK!" and then hanging up feels so goooood.
e. Nick Carter. Just to inform him one more time about who’s really SEX-U-AL. (Ye-ah.) Then again, he did it to you first, so maybe you should call one of the guys from O-Town instead.

    8. Inevitably, someone will want to play a game. What are you up for?

a. "I Never." You have no qualms about spilling your darkest secrets, especially when nobody is going to remember what you admitted to the next morning, anyway.
b. Quarters. Drinking actually IMPROVES your coordination.
c. Five Card Stud. (And we domean STUD.) Your poker face can’t be beat.
d. The Star Wars Drinking Game. You may be plastered, but you’ve still got what it takes to be a Jedi.
e. Strip Anything. It’s time to quit messing around and get down to business.

    9. Uh-oh, you’ve had a few too many. . . what happens?

a. You’re getting sleepy. Very sleepy.
b. You’re shaking hands with the Porcelain God.
c. You’re wayyyyy off balance. Forget a straight line, you’ll be lucky if you can walk, period.
d. You’re talking and you can’t shut up.
e. Too many?? What’s too many??

    10. The morning after rolls around. . . where are you now?

a. In some stranger’s hotel room. It’s inevitable.
b. Alone in your room, handcuffed to the bedpost. Again.
c. Still making nice with the toilet from last night.
d. On crutches. That step came out of nowhere.
e. You’re not sure, but you don’t think those iron bars are there to enhance the view.