By: SailorVal with help from Moun10Mama
(c) 1999, 2001
1) When you read the humor on this site about the guys, you are:
a) Filled with anger. Who do these girls think they are? If they
really loved the boys, they would put them on the pedestal
you have
carefully designed for them.
b) Having a great time and maybe even learning a few things.
“Phased
out” is now one of your favorite expressions.
c) Concerned for the minds (and souls) of the webmistresses.
d) Loving every minute of it and only wish that the teasing had gone
even
farther. How could we not have a long in-depth
analysis about why Justin
insists on owning such a LARGE car?
2) When you hear the word “crunk” you:
a) tilt your head in confusion before demanding that the person who said
such a stupid word learn how to speak English.
b) smile and think “my, what an entertaining euphemism.”
c) drop to your knees, state a pledge of faithfulness to the group,
and
pull out your “fan notebook” to record the time
and place that the holy
word was uttered.
d) recognize the word, but think very little of it.
3) You show your love for your favorite member by:
a) jokingly talking about him fairly often and feeling guilty when your
innuendoes go too far. After all, you don't
even know him.
b) building a shrine to him in your room, making daily offerings to
said shrine, and spitting in the sodas of anyone who would
dare speak
badly of him.
c) occasionally pointing to your friend's poster and flatly stating
“Yeah, he's cute.”
d) going through issues of Bop with a Sharpie marker, googly-eyes,
and a
glue stick.
4) You think that Chris:
a) should write down his teachings and start his own cult as a new
prophet. He's not crazy . . .he's a genius!
b) is both handsome and funny. Quite the lethal combination.
c) is a pretty good singer when he isn't sick.
d) is an ugly troll boy.
5) You think that JC:
a) has never woken up to a bad hair day, (not counting that light socket incident) and you gotta respect that.
b) is perfection!
c) is on crack.
d) is quite the showman, but needs to learn to keep his fly up when
he
is on stage.
6) You think that Lance:
a) will never be able to have children unless he learns to wear looser
pants. Blood flow is very important for a
boy his age.
b) has great potential if he could only get SOME rhythm.
c) deserves kudos for getting out there every night.
d) is the hottest of all the guys and now you want to kill me for
writing the above three answers.
7) You think that Joey:
a) should let you make your infamous “Surprise Whipped Cream Pie” for
his and your enjoyment.
b) should pick a hair color and stick with it.
c) is a perfect specimen of a “slick Italian Stallion.”
d) is the only truly expendable part of *N sync… and if for some reason,
he were to spontaneously
combust, you would somehow find
a way to move on.
8) You think that Justin:
a) needs to remember that his name is NOT Noah Webster and should leave
making up words to someone with a college education.
Like Chris!
b) should be contractually obligated to wear his wife beater for ALL
public appearances.
c) is an angel, upon who God truly must have spent a little more time.
d) is really 22. Where were all the guys that looked like that
at your
High School?
9) For decent seats to an *N Sync concert, you would:
a) kill. Plain and simple.
b) Spend an obscene amount of money and therefore live on Ramen and
school food for the rest of the year. (This one
applies more to you
college girls. No wonton soup for you, little
missy!)
c) Call the day that the tickets go on sale to get some for you and
your friends, but would not be too disappointed
that you didn't get any
seats once you heard that the concert sold out in
1.78 seconds.
d) Hack into the Ticket Master computer system and erase the concert
completely. Anyone who calls that day to get
tickets will now find
that they are going to the Aaron Carter Fun Fest
with special guest
Innosense (could anything be more cruel?).
Those poor fools will
now have to suffer for their *N Sync devotion.
10) If you walked into your room right now, you would see:
a) a huge Kid Rock poster strategically placed next to that *N Sync
pin-up you stole from that little girl you babysit
for. You may be entertained
by *N Sync, but no one will ever question where
your true loyalties
lie.
b) Nothing but the boys beautiful faces . . .unless of course you count
that life-size Britney Spears voo-doo doll you have
hidden in your
closet, just in case.
c) A couple of your fave pics of the guys, with a few extra
ones of
just your favorite member. Good
thing you put them on the opposite
side of your room from your “Guys of Dawson’s
Creek” shrine, or the
overall effect may be too much for the average
girl to handle.
d) Thousands of pictures of the guys, who upon closer examination,
are
all missing. . . well, um . . . I think you know
what you did. It
would be unlady-like to continue.