Close Encounters of the *NSYNC
Kind
or "JC, Phone Home"
Okay, so every site has its section
where the owners discuss all the fabulous things they have done with *NSYNC.
It's either they got Meet and Greet passes because their second cousin
once dated a girl who was best friends with the great uncle of Johnny Wright's
pool guy, OR they are just much better stalkers than the entire CSC crew
combined. Regardless of how, it just seems that everyone
has managed to pass a few words with at least one of the *NSYNC guys, everyone
of course EXCEPT the girls here at CSC central. Believe us, it's
not for lack of trying. Those boys are just really hard to track
down. However, there is a ray of hope in our quest to find ourselves
in the immediate presence of our *coughObjectsOfLustcough*, and that ray
of hope stems from the internet and our bizarre ability to draw attention
to ourselves (both good and bad). Now for the first time we are going
to share with our loyal readers the history of CSC's direct involvement
with *NSYNC. Best of all, we left it in journal form for that personal
touch.
March 8, 2000
Greeting fellow list members,
It is on occasions like this when we have a great opportunity to celebrate like the great and victorious unit that we are. As many of you know, we here at the CSC crew have been trying to get attention/contact from the members of *NSYNC whenever we can. Well after a highly successful stint in the MTV chat room with Justin and JC, we are proud to announce that we have invaded the minds of *NSYNC one more time. Before we tell you about our stunt, here is a run-down of the things that we have pulled off so far. Some are good, others bad . . .but all are distinctly CSC.
Chris: Val e-mailed him successfully for 3 nights before losing contact. This was early 1999 when people sort of forgot his e-mail address. Do not ask her if you can read them, she will not let you. Courtney also managed to get a spit shower from him that summer. Scalped tickets can be fun . . .
Joey: Talya, Karen, and Val built their glow stick sailboat, you know, to sail on the ocean of people during "Sailing" and managed to make Joey look at it and smile. He would have laughed if it wasn't for the fact that he was busy singing. The night before, at the After Party, all three managed to touch Joey as he walked by. *growl*
Lance: He looked angrily at Talya, Karen, and Val at the After Party because they were wearing glow sticks when they cheered on that girl who was ragging on Britney. Oops . . . Lance was also witness to today's event.
Justin: No official contact. Just a look in the girls' direction at their concert. Val thinks it was the result of her 1784 glow sticks and the fact that she was taller than EVERYONE around her. Talya just knows that he can sense her love.
JC: Other than spitting on Val at the concert (don't
worry, she liked it), we now have today . . .
About 4:21 in the official MTV chatroom with *NSYNC, our
comment was chosen to be filtered through
the thousands of screaming teenies:
SailorRoo>> Every Friday my school has tea. You boys should
come. You know, come for the tea . .
.stay for the kegger! BTW - I go to a women's college.
A few teenies type stupid things into the chatroom thinking that the guys can read it. Losers!
SPEAKER_justin_and_jc> tea and crumpets anyone
At this point, the 7 people in Val's room began to scream like hyenas on crack. Val turned red, Erin ran to get Courtney, Talya was speechless (for a change), and we all hugged. Then we thought of mailing him with the promise of girl-on-girl action before we realized that they were about to leave the room. *sigh* so close, one small step for CSC . . .one giant dirty thought for JC (he was the one on the computer at the time, after all). We tried to mention CSC, but those ones never got chosen.
God bless MTV for contributing to our sick senses of humor. It is safe to say that we can rest easy tonight. Thank you all!
*kisses*
Val, Talya, Courtney, and Erin
PS: SailorRoo is a name Talya and Val use when they are in Chatrooms
together. You should keep your eyes our for us!
May 3, 2000
Damn! Even though I could not be in Chris' chat on Saturday, CSC did find a way to get to him. Oh yeah baby, Chris answered one of the questions that Talya and I submitted. Too bad they spelled her name wrong!
FuManCrew
Val and Tanya, Massachusetts: How involved are you with the design
of the clothing?
ChrisKirkpatrick
i see everything that goes on.......
ChrisKirkpatrick
how do you think i know about daves wild side?
ChrisKirkpatrick
my dogs have gas
ChrisKirkpatrick
bad gas
ChrisKirkpatrick
busta is awful
ChrisKirkpatrick
i am putting them outside
ChrisKirkpatrick
stinky dogs
Dave, Val loves you even if you are a cross dresser.
In fact, she is kinda into it. Note: read
transcript to understand that last comment . . .
- Val (has touched Chris' life again!)