Group Shout Outs:
    First, we'd like to thank the Almighty Creator, Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, through Whom all things are possible.  (Note: Actually, most of us here at Running From Delirious are kind of heathenly. . . we're just looking for that Boy Band ring to our Thank Yous.)

In No Particular Order:

Karin and Liz, AKA the former King House Backstreet Girls (We told you we'd show you the power of the dark side. . . and it has come to pass.)

Karin: Sorry Nick walked out on you.  You must understand that SailorVal's Charms are irresistible.  You still have Coby, after all!

Liz: Thanks for explaining to us the true meaning (and pronunciation!) of Bowie.  We may just show up on your doorstep someday,  now that we've fully converted you to an NSYNCah!

Ashten: Thanks for the invite to Orlando, and the upclose pictures of 98 Degrees and BRIAN!!.  The LFO love must stop!!  Oh, and here's a tip: make sure you keep track of any naked photos of yourself that might be floating around out there.

Lynn, Lynn, City Of Sin:  Thanks for liking NSYNC enough to live next door to Moun10Mama for an entire year and yes, "we want your body, and we think you're sexy." Just lettin' ya know, baby.

Penelope the Goat: Thanks for being so little and cute and keeping Lynnie happy.  Moun10Mama isn't even upset that you tried to eat her alive.

Stacie: We just wanted to state, in public and for all times, YOU ARE A NERD!!!!! But we'll keep on tolerating you anyway, cuz we love you.  Now, for the last time, GO TO BED. p.s. We miss you over here! Hope Bristol is treating you well.

The Chicas at Third Floor Records, Tina and Kelly: If NSYNC jumps labels again, we'll send them straight to you.

Malice: Did you honestly think you could escape? Well, we appreciate your honesty about the boy's talent (or lack there of). We eagerly look foward to the day you take over the musical world.

Kelly: We will soon be holding a seance in desperate hope that you are still on some contactable spirit plane.  We miss you, girl!  what happened?  Did we call you Kelly B one time too many?

Terri: You sure are in touch with the NSYNC crowd-- even though you're older than Chris. (The Running From Delirious Crew ducks as Terri CyberSmacks them.  Damn those whipper-snappers and their old age jokes.)  Seriously though, keep the great feedback coming. It's very much appreciated.

Allyson: Pokegrrl!!  A young NSYNC Minion in Training after SailorVal's own heart.  We hope the paternity test turns out the way you want.  If not, maybe Howie will never find out.  Our fingers are crossed for you.

Elissa, your bubbly personality and sweet nature are well appreciated over here! If Ohio gets too boring, you know we do take prospectiave students here.

GOOSE!!: What is your real name again? Just kidding. Thanks for teaching us that lobsters are people too, even if they taste sooooooo good and look like giant bugs. You have a huge heart and we miss you everyday.

Our darling Meggie: We've been watching you . . .no one said that you couldn't have TWO online stalkers!

Chase "I'm Called Chasen Now" Hampton:  SailorVal's comin' to get you, especially if you don't cut your hair.  Oh, and six words: "Tune in, Groove On, Bust Out."  Who's the sellout now?

O, Nick Carter, Dear Nick Carter: SailorVal will never love you and well, we kinda despise you.  Nevertheless, you'll always be lurking in the dark, cobwebby, disgusting, disturbing corners of our hearts.  Drop us a line if you need Karin's number.

Kathy: Thanks to you "fantasy Chris" has seen SailorVal COMPLETELY NAKED! She is still embarassed about it. We love you anyway and can't wait till you start writing again.

Carson Daly and Dave Holmes: We know which guy group you like the best, no matter what the evil overlords at MTV would have us believe.

LIS and AIM: Forgive us for taking so long to get your thank you up, but the fact of the matter is that we can only aspire to be as net savvy and funny as you two. We always say your names with hushed awe.

To the Members of the Crunky-Sexy-Cool mailing List, we couldn't have done it without you!

To NSYNC fans everywhere, thanks for taking the time to Run From Delirious.

And Last, but certainly not Least, a BIG Thank You and extra Special Shout Out to our Inspirations, our reason's for struggling on (laying it on a lil thick there. . . )--

Adam's Apple
Bear Hug
Trophy Neck (and we thought the dreaded necklace was gone!)
Veiny Arms
and Elfy