SailorVal
But If You're Really Nice You Can Call Her: Valerie (Of course, Chris can call her anything he wants.)
Claims to Fame: Founder and Grand Poobah of Crunky Sexy Cool, Proud Screamer of "Braids or Not, Chris is Hot" Chant, All Around Funny Chick
*NSYNC Member who Floats Val's Boat: Chris. (I know, you're all shocked. She hides it well.)
Non-*NSYNC Related Guys Also Holding Pieces of SailorVal's Heart: Joshua Jackson, Robbie Williams, Joey McIntyre, Oh Enrique, Mark--from the dirty British band The Levellers, MTV VJ Dave Holmes, John McCoy and BatBoy of Weekly World News fame.
Arch Nemesis/ Bane of SailorVal's Existence: Nick "Am I Sexual?" Carter. He still loves SailorVal, despite the breakup of their brief but bitter affair, which ended when SailorVal finally figured out that Nick was never going to give her Chris's phone number.
Secretly, SailorVal is: an Anglophile. OK, before you think it's kinky, go look it up.* Explains her whole "Red Dwarf" obsession rather well.
Besides *NSYNC, SailorVal's Hooked on: Muppets, Anime, Movies, Apple Chips, Baby Carrots, Phonics.(Come on, you saw that last one coming.)
When SailorVal ISN'T Increasing Her Vast Knowledge of Popular Culture, She Can Be Found: Studying Deviant Behavior, Gazing at the not one, but TWO framed pictures of *NSYNC in her room, staring off into space.
If SailorVal Was on the *NSYNC Staff She'd: Be Chris's personal Poptart Chef.
When
SailorVal Grows Up, She Wants to Be: Forget it. SailorVal
will never grow up. That's part of her charm!
*Note
for those too lazy to look it up. An anglophile is someone who is
interested
in all
things British. SailorVal even had a Union Jack on the wall in her
room freshman year.
Pictures and Sounds from the Spunky World of SailorVal
Check out the detail on this puppy!
