But Her Cronies Call Her: Courtney

Claims to Fame: Keeps SailorVal, Kangaroo and Tamolie in line.  Moun10Mama is the "responsible adult" of the Crunky-Sexy-Cool crew.  (Heh heh.) She is also RFD's resident expert on N Sync Slash.

Moun10Mama would Gnaw Off Her Left Arm For: JC.  She's turned on by guys with veiny arms and sunken cheekbones. (Hush. People have had wierder fetishes.)

But JC Isn't the Only Man in Her Life: Moun10Mama has an entire harem of beautiful men, as is befitting a royal personage like herself. Besides her left hand man, (she's one of those people) she wouldn't kick James Van Der Beek, Carson Daly, Jon Stewart or Rick the Temp from Canada's MuchMusic out of bed, either. Then there's her long standing crush on James Dean and Clark Gable, who have, unfortunately, shuffled off this mortal coil.

Archnemesis and Thorns in Moun10Mama's Side: The Baha Men, the Smith College Bursar's Office.

Don't Spread It Around, But: Moun10Mama once had a nightmare in which she was killed by Gigantic Squirrels.  As a result, she is now plotting the violent overthrow of their whole beady eyed empire.

Although *NSYNC Basically Owns Her Soul, Moun10Mama Also Likes: Dawson's Creek, Gone With the Wind, Mystery Science Theater 3000 and perfecting her image as a slacker-genius.

Favorite *NSYNC Related Activity: Making up madcap theories about the guys, including the secret Chasez/Van Der Beek Alliance, the Lance-Britney Conspiracy, speculations about which member of *NSYNC is most likely to come out of the closet.

Moun10Mama Can't Wait Until: Ten years from now, when one of the guys (preferably Chris) wites a tell all book, just to see how accurate she was.

When Moun10Mama Grows Up: She wants to be independently wealthy. This way she can dedicate her life to philanthropic projects, like the National Museum of Boyband History.