Alias: Her Royal Highness, Queen Ghetto Bitch

But Her Bitches Call Her: Talya*

Claims to Fame: Computer Guru, Keeper of the CSC CD Burner, Everyone around the Dorm bows to her
thousands of *NSYNC pictures, WAVs, Mp3s, hours of video tape, and Big Box of Boyband Photos. Constructor of the "Sailing" Glowstick Boat.

*NSYNC Member Who Makes Kangaroo Feel All Mushy Inside: Justin, and although we formerly thought that she could never love another, she has now expressed a love for married hotties James Marsden and Wayn Brady, of Who's Line is It Anyway? fame.

Archnemesis/Bugs to Be Squashed By Kangaroo's Infinite Power: Clowns, People Who Poke Her.

Keep This on the DL, but: Kangaroo Once stole SailorVal's binoculars during a concert to stare at Justin's crotch, although she denies it to this day.

When Kangaroo's NOT Organizing Her Archive of Justin Crotch Shots and Beater Pictures, She: is often caught gazing at her Nick Carter/Britney Spears dartboard with an evil glow in her eyes, or worshipping Pokemon.

When She Prys Herself Away From the Dartboard, She: can usually be found in SailorVal's Room, sprawled across the futon describing the various and sundry ailments currently plaguing her.

If Kangaroo Were a Member of *NSYNC's Entourage She'd: be in charge of making sure everyone's fly was zipped before going out on stage.  Then she could fulfill her life long dream of crotch watching for fun and profit.

When Kangaroo Grows Up: She'll still be a Munchkin.  But that's why we love her!