Ever since SailorVal first laid eyes on Chris Kirkpatrick,
she knew that she had found something special.
Shortly after this, she realized that she had a powerful psychic connection with
the Purple Pieman himself. After nearly a year of careful observation and investigation, the N.I.P.
proudly presents:
Psychic?  Or Just Psycho?
Moun10Mama explores the mystical phenomenon that is
SailorVal and Chris.
Inspired by the lovely Vallerina.





1. Premonitions.  SailorVal has been known to predict what Chris is going to do or say.
        Evidence:  The "I Drive Myself Crazy" video retirement.
        Months prior to the retirement of the video, Val predicted that Chris would call into TRL to say farewell to the countdown.
    Result:  Affirmative.  Mr. Kirkpatrick did indeed phone in.
Further Evidence: TRL, before the release of No Strings Attached - Right after "Back That Thing Up" SailorVal mentioned just how much she would like to see Chris back his thing up. The first thing that he did when he came out from the back was run up to the camera and shake his butt in it. I hesitated to mention this before, because the rememberance of this incident ususally causes SailorVal to go weak in the knees, and she sometimes loses consciousness.

2.  Personality.  SailorVal definitely has the same role in the group dynamic over here at RFD as Chris has within N Sync.  Everybody say it together now. . . they're CAR-A-ZAY.
    Evidence:  Moun10Mama has been hanging out with SailorVal for (checks watch) two years now.  Sometmes, Moun10Mama wishes to claim that she has, in fact, never met this crazy woman and why does everybody always lump me in with her?

3.  Friendship.  Chris is known to be totally tied to Justin.  Moun10Mama can definitively tell you that SailorVal and Kangaroo are practically joined at the hip.
    Evidence: As a matter of fact, SailorVal and Kangaroo are off together as she's typing this.  Not to mention the fact that they didn't spend more than a day apart (actually, it was probably no more than a few hours) for three and a half months.  And for the record, were the members of the RFD crew to all liken themselves to members of N Sync, Kangaroo would be Justin for sure.  (You should see her playa jewelry.) Another connection established.

4.  Health.  Chris and SailorVal get sick at the same time.
    Evidence: In April of 1999, SailorVal (and, it must be noted, Kangaroo;  I told you they were joined at the hip!) came down with a very bad case of flu.  Moun10Mama was taking care of them, and can absolutely verify that SailorVal's temperature was up to 103°.  Anyway, at the very same moment, Chris was under the weather as we noted while watching the guys on Leno.
    It happened again. In spring of 2000, Val was sick again.  (Actually all of the RFD crew was sick, except Moun10Mama.  Viruses and bacteria are afraid of her.  That is how frightening she truly is.) Ever the faithful fan, Moun10Mama was taping appearances so the rest of the crew could watch them when they were feeling more healthy.  She noted that Chris appeared to be a little sick when the guys were on one of the slew of Nickelodeon appearances they did.  Just like SailorVal.  There must be something to this.

5.  Clothing.  Chris and Sailor Val are both a little. . . off center.  In a lot of ways.  But Moun10Mama is speaking in respect to their clothing choices.
    Evidence:  Chris has mentioned that he sometimes wears Calvin Klein clothes just because they all have his initials on them.  SailorVal has been known to do the same with Victoria's Secret.  (Side note to Chris:  If you want to get together with SailorVal to compare, ahem, initials, I'm sure that can be arranged.)
    Further on the clothing front, everyone knows about Chris's clothing line  FuManSkeeto . Completely unintentionally, SailorVal, on one of her miniature shopping sprees, went out and purchased her very own set of matching bra and underwear, which she later discovered to be a brand called "Girl Fu."

6.  Neither SailorVal nor Chris is exactly known for acting their respective ages.
    In SailorVal's defense, she has an excuse.  She's got that whole "Leap Year Baby" factor going for her. . . Chris is just. . . well, Chris is just Chris.   Only SailorVal is willing to crack that egg open. . .

7.  The Batboy Connection.  Both SailorVal and Chris are suspected of being related to the ubiquitous "Bat Boy" of Weekly World News fame.  The less said about this, the better.  But Moun10Mama does not want to be accused of not reporting all the facts.

8. Miscellaneous, but I thought I should mention. . .
Chris's favorite flavor of ice cream is reportedly Ben and Jerry's Chubby Hubby (which happens to be Moun10Mama's favorite, too) and our own SailorVal was formerly a star B&J's employee!

If there are any more updates on the SailorVal/Chris Kirkpatrick Connection, we here at the N. I.P. will keep you posted. . .
 

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