Before you proceed further, please take a moment to read our fun-filled disclaimer!!

1.) OK, I know it says this at the front of the site, but, just to repeat, this is all in fun.  It is NOT the kooky-crazy humor you've come to expect from the girls at RFD.

2.) Moun10Mama (besides delighting in referring to herself in the third person) has a VERY DRY sense of humor.  These little forays into her brain may not seem funny to you at all.  This is too bad.  Part of the joy in these vignettes, if I do say so myself, is Moun10Mama's delivery.  She was a debate geek in high school, and was often praised by her judges for her "flair for the dramatic."  SailorVal, Tamolie and KangaRoo are lucky enough to live with her and they are lucky enough to listen to her ramblings all the time.  But she has neither the time, nor the cash to call each and every one of you to share her thoughts on N Sync.

3.) But that doesn't mean I don't love you all just the same.(Even you, Justin.)

4.) Moun10Mama can make time (and money, if need be) for Chris, Joey, Justin and Lance.  For JC, she'll stop time, if that's what he wants.

5.) But I digress. Back to the disclaiming.  This section is full of stuff that is true, which, when put together, makes up something funny, but false.  When Moun10Mama was in Logic Class, this was called True Premise, False Conclusion.  I am not here to defame N Sync or to add fuel to the ever popular rumor mill.  I'm just trying to get a few laughs. Also, let this be a lesson to everybody out there. You can't believe everything you read. Even when it's true

6.) Many of you might start to worry about Moun10Mama.  She is seeking help.  Or at least she keeps saying she will.  Send well-wishes, other useful commentary, hatemail and N Sync's home phone numbers to the Philosopher Queen.