fAST kYNe sHOUt~OuTZ
kORy : uR sUcH A sWeETIe...gOsH wHY u aLwaYS gOtTa bE so dAMn nyCe tO mEeH? wEll tHaNks fOR pUTtIN uP wItH aLL mY sHet aND eVeRy tHINg eLsE tHAt cAme aLOnG wItH iT! hInT hInT aLL tHe rANdOM pHOnE cAlls...hEe HeE heE...U mY sisTA 4 LyF cUZ wE koO lYdAt hUh kOrY!?! gaWd, lYf caN bE so iNcReDiBlY iNteReStiNg soMetYmeS eHh...sPeCiAlLy hoW cErtAiN tHInGs tUrN oUt! *SmILeS* wEll U kNOw i'm aLwAyS hERe fOR u gIrL nO mAdDa wHaT u gOT mE bY uR syDE! yEaH U lITtLE hOoCHiE mAmA hUH? nO wORrIEs wE aLL kNOw dAt U oNe gAP gYrL, bUT jUs fO nOW aNd u wIt Ur hOoCHiE sTUfFz u gOTtA bE fLaShIn! hEe HeE heE...eHh doNg u bEtTa wAtCh OuT! nAH luV yA 4eVa...tOoDoLe lOo!
aShA : wEll I gOtTa aDmIt u aND mE hAVE bEeN tHRu lYK tHE mAjOReSt sHeT eVeR...yEAh hO...wE gO bAcK yEAh...bUt dAs aLL bEhiNd uS n lOoK wHErE wE staY nOW..wHO wHOUlD hAVe eVA gUEsSeD yEAh yEAH yEAh wE bUdS! wE pALs! wE gYrLS! rIgHT, bUDdy *eViL eYe*...nAH jusT jOkIN u kNow...u aLwAyS kNOw tHaT i'M hERe fOR u, mY eaRs aLWaYs oN tHA sYdE Of Me hEAd aND sYnCE i'M aLwAyS aROUnD tHEN...wEll heELLoO...oF cOursE u aLReAdY kNeW dAT! yEs tO aNsWeR yOUr qUeStION, i aM lOsINg it aND goInG pSykO...i'm iN dEnIaL aND wItHdRaWlS, AhHH hOLd mE! hEe heE i'm jUsT jOkIn foLkS...bUT yEs tHaNks fOR lIsTeNiNg tO aLL mY kRaZy sToRyZ aND mY wEiRdO tHOugHTs...HeE wEll lIfE"s pReTtY qUaInT aNd iT gIvEs yA sheT, bUt oH wEll...lUv yA!
dONg : eHh...u...wHaT...u gET pRObLeM? hA ha gIrL, u KnOW i'M jusT pLaYIn wIT yA! bUT i tEll yA dON"t pIsS mE ofF oDdAwyZe U gOIN mAke mE "lAY dA sMaCk dOwN"...bUt heRe gOeS mAmA dEsI 4 yA...lIsTeN gOoD cUz i nO lYK rEPeAt mYsElf aGaiN fOR tHE tHOUsaNDtH tYMe...pLeaSE tAke cArE n bE cArEfULL, yOuR mY siS 4 LifE sO dON"t dO n*E*THiNg dUMd nOw n bE a aSsbUtT aNd I gOIN rEPeAt aGaiN sO "u cAN uNdasTaNd tHa wOrDs dAt r cOMiN ouTtA mY mOUtH" bUT I gEt it, doN"t wOrRy! u kNOw I lUv yA...dOn"T nEeD to saY nUtHIng! wEll r mEmoRIeS aRE tHE bEsT anD iT'll lIve IN mY hEaRt fOReVa, doN't lOsE tOUcH aNd sTaY kRaZesExYkOo! bUt WaIT, tHaT'S mE! hA!
mArI : hEy mIdGe sUp? nAH i cAN't cAll yOU mIdGe n*E*MoRE...cuZ yOur LyK aLmOsT tAllEr thAn mE sO shEt...i'll bE cAllIN mySElf a mIdGe sOoN enOugHT...i'll jUST cAll yOU lIl biyaTcH...hEe Hee heE meMBeR tHaT? wEll I gUesS i cOUlD tHat wE'vE bEeN hANdEd a BUnCH oF LyFz sHAtTiEsT cArDs eHh? bUt wE"Ve bEeN sTroNg aNd pUllEd tHu, bUt U knOW i wOUldN"T hAVe bEeN abLe TO dO it wItHOut u! dAmN, u anD mE wE"rE sEt fOr lYf, i'M aLwaYS heRe fOr yA! nO mAdDa wHaT...mY lItTlE iCp tItA! yUp yUp! oR aS jAsOn wOULd sAY "pUkA sHeLLs"! wEll hAve fUN lIl sIs, aND dOnt gEt tOo cArrIeD aWaY aT tHE bEAcH, eAsY oN tHE wAvEs gIrL! bUt aLwaYs rEmEmBeR tO kEeP uR hEaD uP aND tHaT bRIgHT sMyLe On uR fAcE aND iT'll tAkE U pLaCeS gYrl! tHaNKz 4 eVeRytHINg..lUv yA!
jAN : sUp tItA...u KNOw wHaT? pUtTeRfLIeS! hEe HeE heE...tHaNKz 4 lEnDiN yOUr eAr It'S mUcH aPpRECIaLtED...i jUsT cAnNoT bELievE hOw LuCkY i aM tO hAve a FrIEnd lYk yOu...trU dAt dudE...saY hI tO LItTlE brOtHeR fOR me...gIvE hIM a kIsS...i dOn"t nEeD tO tEll yOU tO mAke sMaRt cHOicEs cUZ u mAKe uM, bUt imMa gOnNa tEll yOUr to be cArEfUl oUt tHeRe wItH aLL tHOsE rEcKlesS pEOpLe...dOn"t wAnT nUtHIn tO hAppEN tO ya! doN"t knOw wHIch OnE Is wOrsE, yOUnG kRaZy dRIvErs lYK mE iN a bIT or sEnILe OlD pEOPle dRIvIng arOUnd wITH tHeIr dEnTUrES fAllIn all OveR tHE pLaCE! hUm...mAyBe mE yEaH? hA hA sHaDdAp! p.s jEt-lI kIcKs aSs I wAs waTcHIng tOnIgHT! yA hEll ya!
aIMs : hEY laDy! yOU dA bOmB gIrl...tHaNKs dUdE fOr LyK bEing nIcE tO me aND sTUfFz...sUMtYMeS rIgHT? nAH uR sWeEt aLL oF tHE tYme aND uR cHOkOuS kEWl! i kNOw it taKEs lOTsA pAtIeNcE wIt mE yA sO nEXt yEaR nO kIcK mY aSs k! nAH i jUs pLaYIN, u KnoW dAT...hEe heE HeE...nAH imMa koOl wIt dAt mAN...nO wOmaN...sO i'm aLWaYs hERe fOR yA aND wHeN eVeR u fEeL dOwN aND sTuFfZ dEn i'm aLwAys jus a pHOnE cAll aWaY...pEaCE lUv yA sIs!
cHaRItY : hI gIrL...sO faR aWay bUT yEt so cLOsE...wE gOTtA dO sUMtHIN oN tHE wEeKeNd cUZ i SErIOuLsY nEvER gET tO sEe u! dAmN, wEll iT's tOo bAd tHaT wE aLL cOuLdN't "tAlOfA" tOgETHeR mE aND aIM's mIssED yA! hO wAs cHoKe fUN...dAmn...yEAh wEll yOu LyK sUcK...nAh...nExT yEAr k wE gO bE dEm "sHAkE yO bOoTy" tAhItIaN gYrLS k! sHoOtS, u bEtTa k oDdAwyZe...hUmM..i dUnNO...wEll rEMeMBeR yOu aLWaYS gOt mE heRe fOR yA! sO i'll sEe ya aROunD...lUv lUv!
tIfF : hIyA gIrLiE...wEll tHaNKs so muCH foR bEIng tHeRe foR Me aLL tHe tiMe i aLwaYS kNow I haVe soMeoNe tO rUN tO foR All mY pRoBlEMz...yOu kNOw wHeN bAD tHIngyS cOme aRouNd sUM hOw i tHInK aBouT how u aLwAys tHReAtED tO bEaT mY aSs aNd MaKE mYsElF nOt dO it...cUz If I dId sOmetHIng bAd n yOu fOUnd out...i kNoW i'd bE iN soMe dEeP sHeT...i dUnNO eVeR sIncE i meT yOU iT sEeMs lyK i ALwAyS hAVe yOU wAtcHIng oVeR mE...aND aLL i gOTtA sAY iS eVeRlAsTiNG tHaNKz aND lOvE foReVeR! mAhAlO aND aLOhA tIMeS tWeNTy biLLiOn mIllIoN wHaTeVeRs U gET tHA pOint! p.s. dEaR mY dOgGiE iS so mUcH cUTeR! BUt yOuR dOgGiE iS hANdsOmER! tHaNKs aGaIN yOuR lIke oNe iN a mIlliOn!
jEsS(tIcLe #1) aKa kRaZeEjAYTeE : wEll hEY gYrL, i guEsS wE'vE bEeN tHrOugHT aLot tOo, bUT i jUsT wAntEd tO saY hOW MucH i aPpREcIaTE uR fRIeNdShip eVeN tHOuGH tHInGs hAVe bEeN pReTtY sCrEwED uP REcEntLy...i sTiLL tOtALLy lYk cAnNOt tHaNK u enOugHT fOR bEIn mY fReN aND fOr aLwaYS bEiNg tHErE fOR mE, yEAh wEll wE"LL aLL bE mIsSiN yA n i HOpe tHIngs wOrK oUT aNd sTUfF fOR u...i'm hERe fOR yA tOo if u nEeD mE...tHAnKS fOR aLwAys wAtcHIn mY bAcK fOR mE tHrOugHT oUr lItTlE aDVeNTurES gOsH i tHInK i mIgHT hAVe dIEd soMewHeRe iF u nEVa wAs tHeRe...wEll mEmOrIeS arE pHoTOgRapHs fOR tHE MInd's aLbUM, aNd tHEsE wIll bE nEVeR fORgOTtEN...pEaCE
kAceY : hEy hAVE i evER tOLd U hoW "eS3o0" yOU aRE? yEAh wEll U aRE A "eS3o0" kInDA cHIc aND doN't eVeR cHAngE cUZ dEN u goIN bE "pOs" aND i KnOW u nO LYK bE dAT!wEll tHaNKs fOR aLwAyS bRInGIng A sMilE tO My fACe aND fOR cHEeRIn mE uP wHEneVeR i Was saD! i'm aLwAyS hErE fOR YA eVeN tHOugHT I nEveR gEt tO sEe u anYmORE! TaKE cArE aND i'll sEe u aROuNd sOmeWhErE, oK? gOoD!
sHeLLeY : wHy hEllO dEaR...hI! dON't bE sO meAn tO mE aLL THE tiMe sHEll! nAH i'm juST jOkiN! yOUr sUcH a sWeEtIe! hOW cOULd I aSk fOR a bETtEr fRieNd! dAMn, i cAN't bElIeVe tHaT bIRd sHEll...aHhH i tOtAllY aM eTeRNaLLY mAd aT bIRdS jUSt cUz OH tHaT oNe sTuPiD oNE thAT pIcKEd tHE wROnG gIRl tO mEsS wiTh! yEaH yoU tEll uM gIrL...wE gO wAY bAcK hUh? bAcK iN tHE oL sKO...hA hA wE nEVa Had mUcH of aN "oL sKo" bUT wHaTeVA tHAt wUz u nE mE wErE tHErE! i'm aLwAys bE heRe fOR yA, aND i dOn'T KnoW If i'll eVeR fiND soMEoNe wITh a bIGgEr hEaRt tHAN u! lOvE Ya sIs!
jEN jEN : hEY buDdA hOoKEr u mEmbER dAt gIrL? wOW I hAVE so mANy mEMoRyZ wIt u, gaWd tHAt wAs sO fUN...hEY yOu aRE sUcH a kEWL frEN aND u dA bOmB gYrl! rEMeMbER waIkS? bY mCdoNAlDS aND wAtER? hUh? u bETtEr, i mAde a tOtAl aSs oF mYsELf oVeR tHErE! dAMn, wEll bE cArEfUL aNd wAtcH oUt bEHiNd yOU oK! iN tHE rEvIeW miRrOR oK! sHoOTs mAHaLOs gIrL!
tIna : hI yA sIs...dAmN wEll yOU tO jUs lYk cHArI...sO fAR aWaY...I WIsH yOU lIvED cLOseR sO wE cOUlD dO stUFfZ...hOW yOU? i nEVa sEe yA n*E*MoRE wHeRe U sTaY hIdDiNG? wEll cAll me tO cHAt sUMtImE kaY! pROmIsE! kAY KEWl...tHAnKz...lUv yA tINa!
mY sINcErEsEt aPoLigIeS...nAh mY bAd tO wHOeVaS i mIgHT hAvE aCcIdEnTaLlY lEfT out...yOUr aLL sTiLL iN mY hEaRt aNd mY tHOugHT aNd yOU aLL "kNOw thIs MaNn!" aLoHa......
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jOsH : wEll wHaT cAN i sAY? i dON't thINK i'Ve eVeR mEeT sOMeOnE lYK u bEfOrE iN My eNtIrE lyF...u KnoW wHAT i doN't thINK i"LL eVA mEeT soMeOnE lYK yoU iN tHIs lYf or eVeN tHE nEX...u aRe sO sPecIaL iN so mANy uN-cOUnTaBle wAys...tHE wAy yOU"VE tOUcHEd MY hEArT aND wHaT u'vE taUgHT mE iS a lEsSoN lEArNeD iN lYF...lIvE lYf tO it's fUlLesT cUZ yOUr onLY gIVe One...rIgHT...i wIsH u tHE bESt Of lUcK in wHATeVeR tHE fUTurE mY bRIng to yOU...aND yOU'll aLwAys bE iN mY tHOuGHtS aLWaYS aNd fOReVeR...
sEaN : hEY mY bROtHa...sO hOW yOU?...sAY hI tO pOkI fOR mE kAY! wEll I mIsS yA dUdE wHaT yOU bEeN uP tO lATelY? CRuzIN wItH tHA cHIcKZ? hUH u maCk DAdDY yOU! wEll tHAnkz fOR bEiNG sUcH a GOoD gUY to mE i REaLLy vALueZ r frIeNdSHiP...dUDe I taLKeD sUPeR sMaRt...wHOa prOpS fOR mE! yAh so wHeN u gEt tHaT cAR, aFteR u sOLd aLL oF ur sTUfF pLUs a kIdNeY aND a LiVEr pLUs Ur LeG anD ur aRM tHEN cOMe oN tHIs "tOwNiE" syDE aND VIsIt OnCE iN a wHIlE, gET's jUnK aND bOrIN oUT dIS sYdE aND nO mO nUThIN tO dO...sO i kNOw I'll Be sEeIN yA sOoN sO uM dOn't gET wEirdeR aNYtyMe sOoN k!
bLaKe : heY u *** bAsTaRd...hEe HeE heE...eWw U dIrtY hO...u kNOw tHIs aND i kNOW tHIs...waIt sO doES tHE rEsT Of tHE eNtIrE wOrLd "pK" hA doN't tRY fO aCt LyK U doN't kNOW wHaT tHOsE 2 SMaLL lItTLe lETtERs mEAn hUH? u wAnT mE tO sAY iT? do u? i diDn'T thINK sO, bUT dON"t tRy aND eVeN KicK mY aSs cUZ u kNOw u cAn't...sO yEaH bE nIcE to me anD i'LL tRy to bE nIce toO yOU aND wE'll Jus gET aLoNG sO wEll it'LL mAKe Me sIcK...hA...nEVeR...
mAtU-bAtU : u R tHE kOoLeSt! i sWeAr eVeYtYMe I tEll U DAt u doN't LiStEN wEll heRe"S tHE sCoOpS...sHuU dON't tEll...*wisper*...u da shez...hA hA! wEll dEar i'M vERy mUcH chOkoUS pROuD oF u, u dA boMB bE cARefUL tHE wORLdZ a sKaRy pLaCE...tAkE cArE aND gIMme rYdE oN tHA nEW anD iNPrOVeD mOpED! i lYK dIE, fOREaL! =)
dRew : hEY mAN, jusT wAnTED tO sAY tHaT uR cHoKE kEwL nO mAdDa wHaT U thINK aND wHeN u dEcIDEd fOR lYf tO stArT gOINg yOUr wAY dEN dAS wHeN tHIngS wIll lIGhTEn uP, tHaNkS fOR aLWaYS lisTeNiN TO my bOriNG pRObLeMS aND me byTcH aBOut bORiNG "gIrL" tHINgS bUT hEY a gYrLS gOtTa dO wHaT a gYLrS gOtTa dO! i'm aLwAy"s hERe 4 yA mAN!
rOSs : hA ha! sUP mAhAlO fOR aLL tHa laTE nItE tALks anD tHE wIzE wORdS of aDvIcE cOMiNg fROm "tHe maStA" hEe heE Hee...sTaY oUTtA tRoUbLe aND doN"t bREaK tOo mANy hEARTs! pPsSsTtT...sHaDdUp k aBOuT tHaT tHyNg i tOLd U abOuT, kEeP it On THa "dL"!
kEnNY : u pUnK i nO nEeD eVeN pUT u hEA cUZ u GeT uR oWN pAGE...hoWsdAT? huH? i doN'T eVeN HaVE mY oWn spEcIaL pAGE! wHoA...k wEll U oWe mE bUdDy!
tO aLL tHA oTheR guYZ i MIsSeD i dId iT PuRpOseLy tHIs tImE...cUZ aLL yOU gUyz nEvER go oN LiNe sO whAt THe hEll Is thE uSe? jUsT LyK tAlkIN tO aLL yOU gUYz In PeRsoN...lYK tAlkIn tO a wAll...nO rEsPoNsE! oH wEll lUV YA aLL tOo!
jAsoN : i'LL sAve tHE bESt fOR laST! u aRE oNE aWSoME dUdE! anD i MusT sAY oNE hEllUvA tEaCh, i cHOkEoUs eNjOyED uR fUnNy pERsONaItY aND tHE koOL aTtItUdE u bROugT tO oUr gROuP...i'M gOnNa mISs ya nExT yEaR pH woN"t bE tHE saME i hOpE i don't gET a jUnK tEacHER! i waNnA gO bEaCh dUrINg cLAsS! wEll IF u gOT tHE tImE tHEn eMAiL aND i'll wRitE bAcK, tAkE cArE wHErE eVeR yOU aRE WhaTeVeR yOU mAY bE doINg!
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lEaH : hI mY fAVoRItE cUZIn...hEe HeE heE...nO REaLlY yOU aRE...bUt tHAT's jUsT cUZ your kOoL...aCtUaLLy uR sUPa kOoL...tHaNKz fOR beiN sO NicE tO me...bUT nEVeR rETUrNInG eMaIL mUsT be wOrKeD oN...oK...u bEtTeR Or i'LL sEnD CoCo On yOU anD tHEn yOUr dOoMEd! hA! kAy SaYO"z...
CArLtOn : hEY mAN...hI...sO hOW dO YOUr LiKE My hOmEpAgE? iMPrEsSIvE hUH? oNe THiNG i cAN dO tHAT yOU cAn'T i'm sO pROuD...wHaT a leAP In tIMe...sUdDlENly i'M sMaRtEr tHAn cArltoN...nAH u Know I cAN nEve RBe aS sMaRT aS yoU...sAY hI tO eVeRYOne fOR mE anD gIvE bAileY a hUG fOR me, nAH aCtUaLLy jUsT pLaY bAll wItH hIM fOR me!
dAviD : hEY dUdE...u dA bOmBeST! hA hA no tHE "aToMiC" bOmb tHErE's nOtHInG beTteR tHAn tHAt! tHAnkS fOR aLL tHE kooL gRaPHIcZ! U da bOMB!
