Tim Death and his amazing homepage.

I will share with you the top 3 reasons to live...

• The hope that World War 3 will break out, but will only involve monkeys, midgets, and boy bands.
• Sony PlayStation.
• Holding a senile Republican in your arms and gently weeping.

You should like what I like.

Page 2 in Tim Death's incredable saga.

If you ever see me walking on a street in your town, please don't punch my genitals. You wouldn't like a stranger punching your genitals.