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Samual Hall


This is one of my favourite poems, I got it out of a poetry book called "The Devil's Book of Verse: Masters of the Poison Pen from Ancient Times to the Present Day."
I'm not sure who the author of this poem is, as I got the book out of the library and didn't write down the author. But here it is, enjoy:


*Warning* Do not read this poem if you are offended easily!


Oh, My name is Samual Hall, Samual Hall
my name is Samual Hall, Samual Hall.
My name is Samual Hall and I've only got one ball
but it's better than none at all
Fuck 'em all!

Oh I killed a man they said, so they said,
I killed a man they said, so they said.
I killed a man they said, christ I bashed his bloody head,
and left him there for dead
Fuck 'em all

Oh they say that I must die, I must die
they say that I must die, I must die.
They say that I must die, then they'll hang me up so high,
and I'll piss right in thier eye
Fuck 'em all

Oh the Parson he will come, he will come
the Parson he will come, he will come.
The Parson he will come, with his tales of kingdom come,
he can shove 'em up is bum
Fuck 'em all

Oh the sheriff will come too, will come too,
the sheriff will come too, will come too.
The sheriff will come too, with his motherfucking crew,
they have fuck all else to do!
Fuck 'em all

I see Molly in the crowd, in the crowd,
I see Molly in the crowd, in the crowd.
I see Molly in the crowd, and I feel so goddamn proud,
that I just want to shout out loud
FUCK 'EM ALL!


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