Marcel's Makeover Madness

Hi my name is Marcel and I recently appeared on the Howard Stern radio show wanting a female sex change operation to correct my hermaphroditism. Howard suggested I get a makeover to see if I liked being a woman before I cut my penis off. So off we went to an East Village Drag Queen boutique. These are the results. . .
I have gotten a lot of positive/negative responses from my makeover on Howard Stern show, everything from death threats to date offers. I'd love to hear yer views on my leotard, makeover, missing tooth, chest hair, and anything else.

click to see a NEW interview of Marcel
Marcel tries for the sympathy vote. His mother, Pauline "Pepsi" Lefbrve passed away last week. She was a beloved fixture of the Fitchburg landscape and will be sorely missed.
Click here to read her eulogy, written by My Brother Zebulon front man, Rogney Murpee.

Comments from Marcel's fans/enemies

From: "anna papadatos"

You know maybe you should stick to being a man. Instead of being so concerned with turning yourself into a woman maybe instead you should concentrate on being a man. Get some knew glasses or treat yourself to contacts, get your hair cut and treat yourself to a couple of knew alfits and you should find your self esteem again. Good Luck.
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From: "Amyee Stonefield"
Subject: SICK SICK SICK

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE A MAN FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!!!!!!! USE WHAT GOD GAVE YOU PLEASE PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME WANNA VOMIT IN SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AYMEE

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Highlights from the show

Recently Marcel made a triumphant emergence onto the Howard Stern Radio Show. He talked for close to 20 minutes with Howard, Robin, Jackie, Baa Baa Booey and Fred on a variety of subjects including:

Marcel's alleged hermaphroditism (Stern didn't believe Marcel)

Marcel's academic career (B.U. alum)

Marcel's abusive childhood (creep father)

Marcel's flamboyant wardrobe (puffy paint/buttons/stuff animal)

Marcel's use of the word "yeah" (yeah)

Marcel's stand-up comedy (whats blue and creamy?)

Marcel's masculine appearence ("you look very masculine...you have a full beard...you look like no other woman i've ever seen before" -Stern)

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First Impression

Stern: "when you first came in here i thought you were a little slow or a little retarded and i don't mean that as an insult even though it does sound like one..."

Sexual abuse

Quivers: "where was your mother during all this abuse"

Stern: "in the basement...buried"

What does Marcel want from Stern

Marcel:"I heard yo...yo...you help out g..g..girls with getting boob jobs and stuff..."

Stern:"Do you want a boob job...cause I would love to put boobs on you...that would be wild"

Overall Impression

Stern: "I think you came here for some guidance and I like you my friend...but i think I'd be doing the wrong thing by helping you get a sex change...I think you only think you were a girl once...you have to think about it some more and comeback and see me again."

Marcel: "yeah"

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Marcel is available for any/all public appearances (i.e., monster truck pulls, bachelorette parties, nudie bar grand openings, birthday parties, barmitzvahs, weddings, funerals, puffy paint festivals, freak shows, survivors of sexual abuse-a- thons, etc.)