To be born into House Woodlouse is to have won first prize in the lottery of life - Chief Woodlouse
Here is a short description of the members of House Woodlouse:
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CHIEF WOODLOUSE: The leader of the woodlice of House Woodlouse, also holds the title of Duke. Full title: Duke Sprogit Woodlouse. (Recently he has become President of the USA). |
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LORD WOODLOUSE: Second in command of the woodlice of House Woodlouse, he was promoted to this possition from Field Marshal when news of the previous Lords drunken actions reached the newspapers. Full title: Count Montgomery Woodlouse. |
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DARTH WOODLOUSE: Dark Lord of the Woodlouse, he is a member of the Psychic Defence Force (P.D.F) and as such can only work for the Royal Council. Full title: Baron Darth Woodlouse. |
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OBI WOODLOUSE-KENOBI: Master of the light sides of House Woodlouse, he is also a member of the Psychic Defence Force (P.D.F) and as such can only work for the Royal Council. He is not totaly a member of House Woodlouse, his mother was a member of House Kenobi. Full title: Sir Obi Woodlouse-Kenobi. |
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FIELD MARSHAL WOODLOUSE: Field Marshal Woodlouse began as the son of a minor Baron within House Woodlouse. The first thing he did when he reached maturity was sign up with the House Woodlouse Space Corps, where he eventually became the Captain of a Colonial Defence vessel. He proved himself to Space Corps command when he successfully defended against a stronger force of raiders from House Xanarious, this victory earned him a promotion to Vice Admiral and the elevation to the level of Count. He went on to command fleets to victory against a large Xanarious pirate base in the Darkscale Nebula. After this he was elevated to his present rank of Earl and became the second in command of the House, whereupon he resigned from the Space Corps and took up a position of Ambassador to Maximus, making him an important religious figure among the Woodlice. Later a great incident lead to his withdrawl as Lord, he later became the new Field Marshal and has held his possition better than the last. |
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COMMODORE WOODLOUSE: A fine starship Captain and heroic figure, famous for his brilliant battle manouvers. Full title: Commodore Zakarious Woodlouse, formaly Captain. |
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SPAM WOODLOUSE: A woodlouse who eats well, he is known for saving the world by eating the controls to a HVIC that almost fired on Nebraska and also it is discovered that he founded a cloning site before his death and this created many Spam Woodllouses and other such things... Full title: Director Spam Woodlouse of the Spaam Cloning Facility. (the title is now in the hands of the first clone known as Spaam Woodlouse). |
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S&M WOODLOUSE: A most unruley member of House Woodlouse, he likes pain a little too much and his tongue salute is a famous sight. Full title: Horneychimp Woodlouse. (Recently he has been tortured by the crew of a Super Star Destroyer, got run over by a tank and eaten some sprouts). |