> You have ever heard the phrase, "may the force be with y'all."
> > Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
> > You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Lite.
> > At least one wing of your x-wing fighter is primer colored.
> > You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
> > You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
> > The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the "dadgum skeeters."
> > Wookies are offended by your B.O.
> > You have ever used the force to get yourself another Bud Lite.
> > You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.
> > Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over to the Dark > Side, it'll be a hoot."
> > You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy > to get the barbeque grill to light.
> > You have ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
> > You have the doors of your x-wing fighter welded shut and you have to > climb in through the window.
> > You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
> > You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.
> > If you hear, "Luke, I am your father...and your uncle."
