hey random people! i know i said i'd work on this here page and i get online and come here to work on it and then get al confused cause i don't know how to do anything and give up. i recently conglomerated a list of stoopid pick up lines so to take up space...here it is: °Really Stoopid Pickup Lines° · Baby, I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your Bedrock! · Do you want to see something swell? · Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. · I'd marry your cat just to get in the family. · I lost my number...so can I have yours? · Want to see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy. · If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. · Your parents must be retards cause your special. · If we pretended we were squirrels could I bust a nut in your hole? · Can i feel your bellybutton...from the inside? · My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime. · Is your name Pepsi? Cause I've gotta have it! · Do you work for UPS? I could of sworn you were checking out my package. · Can you suck start a Harley? · Your legs must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day. · Is your name Daisy? Cause I have a sudden urge to plant you right here! · You look just like my mother. · I'm feeling a lil off today. Would you like to turn me on? · I know a great way to brun off the calories of the pastry you just ate. · I lost my virginity. Can I have yours? · Bond. James Bond. · Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her i just met the girl of my dreams. · Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes. · Hello. I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart. · I'm sorry. Were you talking to me? *they say "no"* Well, then please start. · If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. · I only have 3 months to live...*progress from there* · What's your sign? · What's your favorite position on premarital sex? · *use index finger to call the girl over* I made you come wiht one finger. · Imagine what i could do with my whole hand. · *someone says* "Excuse me, do you have the time?" *you say*"Do you have the · energy?" · Help the homeless...take me home with you. · Hey baby, let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you! · Hi. My name is Milk. I'll do your body good. · There are 265 bones in the human body...would you like one more? · Can I walk though your bushed and climb your mountains? · Your daddy must be a baker cause you got a nice set of buns! · Should i call you in the morning or nudge you? · Do you know how to use a whip? · I'm a fortune teller and I can see you on my crystal balls. · He hands out a phone card that says, "Smile if you want to sleep with me," and watches as the girl tries not to laugh. · Do you spit or swallow? · Nice outfit...it would look a lot nicer on the floor next to my bed. · If I told you that you had a great body...would you hold it against me? · Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Quenivere? · Do I know you from somewhere? I don't recognize you with your clothes on... · I love everybone in your body...specially mine! · How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled, or fertilized? · I was about to go masturbate, but I needed a name to go with your face. · Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? · Are those space pants? Cause your ass is looking out of this world! · You must be a lumberjack cause you're giving me wood. · Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I? · I lost my teddy bear...can I sleep with you? · Wanna play war? I'll lay down and you blow the fuck out of me. · Are you free tonight? or will it cost me? · Hi! Are you legal? · I've been a bad bad boy...so spank me. · You must be a parking ticket cause you got FINE written all over you. · Your body's VISA...it's everywhere I want to be. · Grab their ass and say "Excuse me...is this seat taken?" · If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? · Nice shoes…wanna fuck?" · "I think we have to make love like crazed weasels on the front lawn NOW!" · "Forget that. Playing doctor is for kids, lets play gynaecologist!" · "Sex is a killer... Want to die happy?" · "Now Bitch!" · "Fancy a fuck?" · "I'll bet you ten bucks I could get all your clothes off in 30 seconds" · "Would you like to see me naked?" · "Wanna go halves in a bastard?" · "Excuse me, do you beleive in love at first sight or do I have to walk past you again?" · "Wanna fuck like bunnies? · "Take an icecube to the bar, smash it and say: "Now that I've broken · the ice, will you sleep with me?" · To someone just out of the shower: "Can I borrow your towel?" · "I've got an itch. Lower. Lower." · "I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without · mutual consent; Oh and by the way, you have my consent." · "What winks and fucks like a tiger?" (said while winking) ‡ Thanks to all the peoples who helped me conglomerate these! ‡ ~Stacey~ =oþ I'll put random babbling things up below this line some day... ___________________________________________________________________________
