could regis philbin be satan?

okay, you know the drill. this isn't meant to offend any race, religion, country, yada yada yada. this is a JOKE.

1. only someone with demonic powers could obtain that much money legally. (but then again, who's to say that they do get the money legally?)

2. how could someone put up with kathy lee gifford for that long and NOT be satanic?

3. five words: is that your final answer?

4. no gameshow could get a primetime slot and 5 million viewers without demonic intervention.

5. an old crusty geezer turns into a pimp daddy overnight? very suspicious.

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