THE SOCRATES SAGA
{SCL = Socrates, Cornelius, Lionel}
{SLW = Socrates, Lionel, Wreckafella}
{[  ] = uncompleted to date}

1 - Socrates kills a basketball player for missing a potential
    game-winning layup, causing Socrates to lose a bet.
    Socrates then fakes his own death.
2 - Domino Joe is introduced as the enemy of Socrates; a crippled
    Cornelius is shot in the back (again), realigning his spine
    and thus restoring his ability to walk.
3 - Lionel comes to collect money from Socrates and Cornelius, but
    he is captured by Domino Joe's henchmen (undercover cops) and
    replaced by a clone.
4 - [The first clone of Lionel is destroyed, another replaces him.
5 - Domino Joe's henchmen, a reanimated Vietnamese man and a cyborg
    formerly used by urban police as an Unkillable Cop (disguised
    as young boys), attempt to protect Domino Joe's son, but SCL
    kill him first. The cyborg is captured by SCL and reprogrammed
    to destroy the zombie Vietnamese man and Domino Joe first;
    The cyborg kills the zombie Vietnamese man and disappears.
6 - [Lionette seduces Domino Flauto and Domino Joe, allowing SCL to kill
    Domino Joe, apparently; Domino Flauto escapes.]
7 - SCL drive around and find kids that remind them of kids who caused
    them trouble in the third grade. SCL then kill those kids.
8 - [SCL go into space to escape the cyborg, now pursuing Socrates, who
    has become Priority One since the zombie Vietnamese and Domino Joe
    are both believed to be dead; SCL destroy the cyborg.]
9 - Lionel has a prophetic dream after smoking weed in space involving
    Wreckafella and Socrates' identical twin cousin Playto, but after
    waking up, he and Socrates realize they've left Cornelius in space.
    then he and Socrates realize they'd left Cornelius in space.
10 - [Lionel and Socrates go back into space to retrieve Cornelius, who
     had fallen onto Mars; Cornelius had survived by terra-forming the
     planet through smoking weed, but he had also discovered that Mars
     was the breeding grounds for Domino Joe's army of reanimated
     Vietnamese; SCL destroy the army of zombie Vietnamese.]
11 - [Cornelius decides to go to Thailand, where the wreckage of the
     Unkillable Cop had fallen, to make sure that it had been fully
     destroyed.]
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14 - Socrates and Lionel kill a cyborg clone, Ranktel, and dump his
     body out on the driveway of the house of Blag, the king of the
     Tar People; Socrates finds out that the Lionel he saved in #6
     was really an organic clone of Lionel, but does not care.
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16 - Lionel and Socrates walk around. (The famous "Fo'scuse me?"
     movie.)
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20 - SLW go to Blag's house to collect money, but kill him instead;
     they then take over Blag's house.
21 - [SLW venture into Blag's house and find the underground chamber
     where the Tar People live; SLW kill all the Tar People and burn
     Blag's house down, but steal some clothes of his.]
22 - SLW go to Horace Gonitely, an adult film star who also goes by
     Richie Chambers, to collect money he owes to Lionette; SLW kill
     him, as well as an innocent bystander and his son; Wreckafella
     is revealed to be a necropedophile.
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26 - SLW drive around until Socrates kills Lionel; Dead Lionel
     continues driving as they pick up another Lionel clone; this
     clone is a retarded clone, but he offers information regarding
     the location of the original Lionel and confirms that Domino
     Joe's facilities are operational, as was suspected; the retard
     clone takes over driving after Dead Lionel is dumped out of
     the car, but he is later killed too.
27 - After reviewing several of their last adventures, Socrates
     and Lionel kill Wreckafella.
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29 - [SCL go back in time; Cornelius mistakenly kills a younger
     version of himself; he immediately turns to dust; upon their
     return to the present, Socrates and Lionel find a tombstone
     that shows that Cornelius had been dead for years
     himself, causing him to turn to dust; upon returning to the
     future, Socrates and Lionel find a tombstone that shows that
     Cornelius had been dead for years; Later, it was revealed
     to have been a hologram.]
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31 - [Socrates attacks Domino Joe's hideout, now being run by
     Domino Flauto.]
32 - [Continuation of #31.]
33 - [Multiple endings.]


The Lost Chronicles of Socrates - These consist of material cut
from their original movies, material that directly contradicts
things that happened in the Saga, and side adventures that feature
other characters and do not include Socrates. Whether or not the
Lost Chronicles will ever be compiled into their own "Bonus DVD" or
some such thing is unknown at this time.


The Tom Buckler Thesis - Buckler theorized that the more characters
and plot points are introduced in a Socrates movie, the best that
movie will be. He cites Socrates 5 (which introduces Domino Joe's son,
the zombie VC, and the Unkillable Cop) as an example of one of the
best Socrates films.