SHORT FILMS
Baseball Dad: American Hero - Tribute to those fathers who cause havoc at their sons' Little League games.
Crotch Fire - Two cokeheads dispose of a deadbeat dealer in a unique way.
Leo Calloway, Attorney at Law - If you sue, he will represent you.
Pat Rigney: Standup Comic - Filmed live at a standup comedy competition at Kent State University.
Pat's Portable Pawn Shop - Late-night infomercial with shady business practices.
PCPower - Is it the shoes?
Phone Sex Hotline - A creepy guy is VERY interested in the girl on the other end of the line.
REJX-Men - The mutants whose powers weren't cool enough to get into Professor Xavier's school.
The Righteous Brothers - Three psychotic musicians tell offensive and disturbing stories in an interview.
Road Head - The most important driver's training video you'll ever see.
Suicide Hotline - A call center for people on the edge.
Trigger Mortis - Our first silent film. Entry in the 2003 Standing Rock Film Festival.
Shooting Dice Medley - Our entry in the 2007 YouTube Sketchies contest. Includes:
FAKE COMMERCIALS
Blowfiend - Public service announcement from our Anti-Drug series.
Buick. Strong. - Unused commercial for Buick automobiles.
The Guys Next Door - Reality show about the guys who live on the same block as the Playboy Mansion.
Paul, Rollergirl - Seven second clip of Mister Zillionaire's pet project: superimposing Sheldon's face on a Diet Coke commercial.
The Tracks - Another PSA from our popular Anti-Drug series.
BEHIND GUTBUCKET - our critically-acclaimed mockumentary about the most successful indie film of all time.
Part 1 (broken up for easier viewing)
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
SOCRATES - a continuing saga in our newly-made genre, "crime fantasy." Lewd, crude, and, to a very limited audience, hysterical. The storyline is so complex that we wrote a short (and inexhaustive) primer to the series. Be warned: Socrates is for (im)mature audiences only--in fact, Noel requests that nobody watch these movies.
Socrates 3
Socrates 5
Socrates 7: Prevenge aka "Socrates 7: Vigilante"
Socrates 9
Socrates 14
Socrates 16: Walking
Socrates 20
Socrates 26
SOCRATES: BLAZIN' - our first attempt at making a computer game based on the Socrates saga. Cyborg clones of Lionel are being beamed down to Earth from Domino Joe's orbiting laboratory in space. Shoot them in the chest with weed-filled bullets to destroy them. This game has several levels, but the demo only includes Level One.
Socrates: Blazin' (demo)
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SHOOTING DICE PRODUCTIONS is:
Noel Hansen
This square-jawed, 7-foot colossus has had an illustrious acting career thus far. Portraying characters with deep secrets, flaws, and convictions, Noel is clearly a skilled thespian. He currently wishes to cast himself as the child of Marvel Comics renegade The Punisher in the spin-off series, "Son of Pun." Citing Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Commando as the greatest film of all time, Noel has honed the skills of action stars in pursuit of perfection. To prepare for many of his performances, he practices with his Nunchaku, listens to Oasis, and drinks heavily, so as to capture the inner pain and anguish of his characters. He couples this rigorous training with a relentless memory for reciting one-liners. Noel remains grounded in his charity work by volunteering at local VFW Post 15.
Mister Zillionaire
Mister Zillionaire is our special-effects and editing wizard, a position which has allowed him to create CGI clones of all of his enemies. He hopes to someday exist entirely on television screens, even long after his physical body has died. Mister Zillionaire has explored most of North America on foot. Not only have his navigation skills come in handy (he is a licensed topographer), but he has also used his vast knowledge of American pop culture to create sprawling landscape cave etchings. Mister Zillionaire's hobbies include breeding raptors, flying airplanes, learning how to whistle, and defending his title as the reigning United States champion of NBA Jam T.E. He researches alternative medicine, extreme ironing, and film, and he hopes to one day “hunt a human." His greatest fear is death.
Roger Box
Roger Box is a bastard. Although he reached his creative peak somewhere between 3rd and 8th grade, he continues to pursue acting, eating, writing, baseball, and the American Dream. He is a proud supporter of individual/State’s rights.
Roger is an accomplished gangster rapper and former high school valedictorian. He has never backed down from a challenge involving food consumption in mass quantities, and he rarely is “full.” Integrating performance-enhancing drugs into pro sports, as well as cinema, is one of Roger's favorite ideas. He enjoys McDonald's cookies, though they decrease his ability to drive. His personal hero is Biff from the Back to the Future films (especially Part II).
Sheldon Slotch
Birthed on the sands of Ilium in Ancient Greece, this mastodon of a human was conceived half-man, half-god. The details of Sheldon's life until now are unknown, but military combat training and spiritual strength tests appear to have been administered in his formative years. At the age of 14, Sheldon was entered into a "feat of manhood" when he was pushed to compete in the Mortal Kombat Tournament on the loose edge of Outworld. After defeating Goro with a flawless victory, Sheldon retired to become a student at Case Western Reserve University, where he writes entended solos for bass guitar. He has conquered his fear and death. He is also a proud Libertarian.
Pat Rigney
The ultimate Method actor, Pat has gone to extremes--ranging from excessive weight gain to personal injury--in order to better capture his characters. He is unstable on many levels. His train-wreck attitudes, beliefs, political views, arguments, and general musings have been described as confusing, erratic, crazy, frustrating, inspiring, and offbeat. Pat notoriously got in a fistfight with a man while debating the merits of Christian Slater’s performance in Kuffs. Like Michelangelo (not the Renaissance painter), the public perception is that he is a party dude. In his spare time, Pat enjoys writing pop songs and drawing what he calls “Acid Art.” He continues his ventures in short stories, novels, and screenplays, and he maintains an active online journal in order to keep in touch with his supporters, naysayers, and stalkers. His many outrageous claims have delighted and entertained. His favorite movie is Jaws. Contrary to rumors, he is not a Scientologist. Pat loves improvisation and blondes.
(We used to call ourselves BRB Productions, but it had actually already been taken...by a porno company.)