INVENTIONS
TissUe TeetH
This page is some inventions I think really
really really need to be patented and stuff. I don't want to patent them myself, though,
because I am too lazy to go through that process AND wait AND wait for one. So I'll just
get my thoughts in the open for someone else to steal. I don't mind though...
TissUe
How many time have you been sick with a cold? Lots. Colds are really
boring to have, too, and sooo un fun. Especially blowing your nose. Thats not fun at all.
But it could be!
You need to think positive! I always look at my snot when I'm done
blowing my nose... everyone does. It is an insticive reaction. Sometimes cool stuff comes
out! ( one time my snot was bright green! It was the most brilliant green Id ever seen!
Another time around Halloween a few years ago Sal and I sprayed so much spray hair color
on our hair... blue and orange. We inhaled so much of that stuff from doing that... my
snot had blue and orange specks in it for the next couple of days. AWESOME!)
No one else wants to see your snot though. FOR NOW! I have this idea...
Kleenex with bullseyes on them. Seriously. That would be soo fun to.. uh.. blow on. HEEE
HEE HE.Think about it. You could have a cold and keep track of your points... then the
next cold you get you can compare points.
YOU CAN RANK COLDS BY THE SNOT VALUE!!!!
That sounds great, doesn't it?
TeetH
With all the piercing stuff out there today...I
got an idea for some new novelty thing. It is very creative. For example, if you
lose a tooth or something and haver to get a fake one... there should be color ones. Just
imagine having like a blue transparent tooth or something.
So I am basically saying I think that there
should be colored fake teeth out there, besides gold and silver and uh.. white.
