Quotes from Daniel...
- "You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever."
- "I'll always remember 1995 as the year I found out Star Trek wasn't real."
- "Rugrats kick ass."
- "Can someone please tell me why they put lemons in Coke?"
- "We'd be heroes if negative meant positive."
- "I can't be bothered washing my hair, 'cause then it'll smell like flowers and that stinks."
- "When in doubt, lie."
- "I've heard that I've got AIDS, that I'm dead, I'm gay, I've got a heroin addiction...I think that's about it."-On rumors he's heard about himself.
- "I stopped surfing 'cause I wasn't good enough. I wasn't impressing any girls."
- "Shut the fuck up! Could all the fucking teenies step to the back and let the real fans come up front?"
- "We're coming to Canada. But we don't know where the fuck Nova Scotia is... sorry."
- "I haven't had a girlfriend since I was 14. I don't want a girlfriend. We don't have any time, and it's hard now to meet people and wonder if they like me or they like my money. It's too much of a hassle so I just got a fucking dog. I have some great pornographic pictures of my dog."
- "I find it hard to make friends with people because I don't trust many people. I used to, but I don't anymore. It's not like I hate everyone. It's just hard to find people I trust. That's why I love Ben."
- "I didn't get any fucking money. I never have, and I never will because me mum hates me."
- "You want me to spit on you? You're fucking stupid!! I've got herpes and all other different diseases."
- "Fuc...stuff you, stuff you!" -on the radio, when he wasn't allowed to say fuck...
- "I cried, I fell down, I was on the ground then the people who pierced me started kicking me."
- "Chris is one bad motherfucker when he's mad."
- "We can't give autographs. We just write our names."
- "The Rock Melon is mine, Chris!!! Give it here!!! It's mine!! It's mine and no one elses!"
- "I hope I don't go to jail, I hope I don't get raped!"
- "Hey, we have a cool trick to do. If you're in a shop and the girl that is serving you is being, well, a real... bitch, here's a thing to say to her. After you have received your goods, only AFTER you have received your goods, you say to her 'thankslut' instead of 'thanks a lot.' Ya get it? 'Thankslut?'"
- "I'm not gonna swear cuz my mum told me not to say fuck...my mum said to me.. she said.. dont swear cuz noones impressed by the word fuck....this is what i say.. i said FUCK YOU MUM..... just kidding mum its a joke......we're still friends"
- "I'm playing this song by myself so if you want to go to the toilet, now is the time."
- "All right, stage dive if you want. We're not legally responsible if you injure yourself."
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