.....and lets see whats in the postbag

you bunch of utter bastards!

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone a sks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?

SEND TO EVERYONE YOU CAN OR ELSE!!!!!!!!
1. ONE PERSON BAD LUCK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
2. 5 PEOPLE GOOD LUCK FOR A MONTH
3. 10 PEOPLE GOOD LUCK FOR HALF OF A YEAR
4. OVER 30 PEOPLE GOOD LUCK FOR A LIFETIME

FROM (anon)

yeah, yeah, i usually don't like list ones but this has changed my mind a bit. very good very observant. clever fucker. cynicism is a good form of angst.
just one bit though that makes me want to kill.
WHAT IS THIS FUCKING SHITE AT THE END?
a warning? are you trying to infer that you could possibly scare me into sending this on? you big headed twat! i don't live by your rules. why? because look at you! what a fucking waster. sending 'chain' e-mails! if i followed your rules i would probably end up being a fucking ugly cunt...look in the mirror spanner face. fortunatly i'm fucking gorgeous. lick my end!
set up an another e-mail account and send this word to your self 10 times just to remind yourself of what you actually are....


Dear Graham.
Loved the site. I have been thinking. There is nothing worse than fashist retarded religious zealots. these are my reasons.
1)religion is good. the fuckers with no minds make it bad. god, even the pope says he likes homos now. (although he probably wouldnt bum one)
2)people who are religious zealots are often vegetarian and dont drink beer or vodka. twats.
3)people who like to be spanked are no different from anyone else. if god hated spanking, he would have created human beings with soft cushioned hands like oven mits. similarly, if he didnt like wanking-WHAT THE FUCK DID HE DESIGN PUBERTY FOR? ITS THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES IT GOOD!
4)Jesus's 1 (one, read ONLY) commandment was love others as they love you. the couple in your angst page are loved in a sexual way by a gay man. should they not love him back in the same way? I know that this is the most terrible corruption of catholic dogma, but it piss funny, and will probably annoy any nazis out there.
5)Finally
FUCK THEM. FUCK THEM UP THEIR STUPID ARSES, IF SHE LIKES A SPANKING WHOOPEE! FUCK OFF AND LEAVE US ALONE YOU RACIST, BIGGOTED, NAZI FUCKING IRRELEVANT SKUM SUCKIN PIG FACED PISS ARTISTS. IF YOU DIE, DO YOU THINK YOU WILL GET PAST PURGATORY? I DOUBT IT! DID YOU LOVE ANYONE ON THIS WORLD? NO! SO FUCKING DIE OFF!! YOU ARE A RETARD! PEOPLE LIKE YOU SHARE GENES WITH THE BRITISH, GREEK, EX-RUSSIAN AND EX-GERMAN ROYAL FAMILIES. YOU ARE AN INBRED FUCKWIT! LEARN ONE THING IN LIFE-YOU ARE AN ANACHRONISM OF A SELF PERPETUATED, AUTOCRATIC, FASHIST DICTATORSHIP. YOUR WORLD OF LOATHING AND HATRED ENDED FIFTY YEARS AGO IN THE WESTERN WORLD. GET OVER IT! LEAVE PEOPLE WITH HALF A BRAIN CELL TO GET ON IN NORMALITY AND FUCK OFF. WHILE YOU ARE AT IT TAKE MUGABE AND GEORGE W BUSH WITH YOU. OFFICIALLY, YOU SHOULD BE TERMED HERETICS BECAUSE YOU NO LONGER ADHERE TO THE CREED OF THE CATHOLIC CHURCH POST VATICAN 2. LETS BRING BACK A PAPAL INQUISITION TO KILL PEOPLE LIKE YOU.
FUCK OFF!
thanks
'Bo Harris'

yes! fucking have it! THIS IS THE SHIT. it doesn't take a genius to work out that this is in repost to the BCC article. nice to see someone with at least some religious knowlage giving us their two-penneth. i'm just very glad people feel so strongly about this filth.
a drink to you bo!
cheers


you are a fucking cnut!
chris

i love you chris. you make me laugh.

u can post this up if u want but i just want u to know that what you said about michal jackson is way wrong you are just a racist and you have no musical tatse people like you sould be shot

linsey and paula

oh yes! keep the retards coming. you send shit to me and it'll get posted up. again just to know that there are people as FUCKING INAINE and downright STUPID makes me smile so hard i want to chew my fingers off. you have obviously been brought up wrongly. your parents (are you fostered? fucking probably) have know idea what maketh a free thinking, intelligent, original human being. you both make me sick, but nicely. what dissapoints me more that you actually likeing jackson is the fact that it took two of you to write that shit. the fact that you can't write the word 'you' is a sad sad sign that you both love fucking horses. love de horse cock. and learn how to spell your 'hero's' name you fucking thick inbred dicks. love you bye. don't cry too hard ugly scally mingers......
ooooh sorry about that. but they take the piss


get a fucking life mate there's more people in the world that you you know
drug_me@hotmail.com

get a life? yeah your probably right. everyone has their own opinion after all. an obviously the point of an opinion is to have it and not mention it. to show no signs of having a opinion at all. DICK! i know there's more people in the world than me. the cencus tells me that. it's my want that i should share my opinions with them. what is opinion without audience? anyway to show my nice side i've included your hotmail address so that all the nice people you have just made me aware of can get access to you. aint i good? you may have even got some bonus hardcore gay porn flying your way every month from now on. don't people do lovely things when you give them information. the guy at cock city was more than pleased to get your web address esp. when he found out you went for a bit of the old brown love eh? now don't say i never do anything for ya!!!!