WHEN
YOU AND YOUR HUMAN SIGN UP TOBECOME
MEMBERS, HERE ARE SOME OF THE BENEFITS YOU WILL RECEIVE:
ONCE A MONTH “MP DAWG
CLUB” PARTY WHICH WILL BE HELD IN ADIFFERENT
LOCATION EACH TIME . AND YES, THERE WILL BE FOOD ANDDRINKS
FOR YOUR HUMAN COMPANION, AND AS YOU ALREADY KNOW,LOTS
OF “TREATS” FOR US !!
YOU, MY K-9 FRIEND,
WILL RECEIVE A FREE BAG OF "HOMEMADE BISCUITS"MOUTH-WATERING
STRAIGHT FROM THE MUDDY PAWKITCHEN
YOU'LL RECEIVE 1/2
OFF ON A DAY OF
"HIKING" WITH THE MUDDY PAWGANG
YOU'LL RECEIVE A FREE
DAY OF REST AT OUR HOME IF YOUR STAY ISLONGER
THAN THREE DAYS
WHEN YOU JOIN YOU REGISTER
TO WIN A 40 LB BAG OF FLINT RIVERRANCH
ALL NATURAL “DAWG” FOOD
ONE DAY OUT OF EACH
WEEK WE WILL HAVE A DESIGNATED AREA TOMEET
IF YOU CHOOSE TO DO SO
WHEN YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL
MEMBER YOUR HUMAN COMPANION WILLRECEIVE
A “MPDC” BUMPER STICKER AND YOU'LL RECEIVE A GOLDBONE
WITH YOUR NAME ON IT STATING THAT YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL MEMBER OF OUR
CLUB
WE ARE HERE TO GIVE EVERYONE
A HAPPIER MORE RELAXED LIFE AND TO GET TO KNOW OUR DOG FRIENDS A
LITTLE BETTER. THIS CLUBEXISTS
IN HOPES THAT WE AS PET OWNERS CAN JOIN TOGETHER TO HELPTHOSE ANIMALS THAT ARE LESS FORTUNATE
AND LEARN A LITTLE MOREABOUT
OURSELVES AND OUR OWN ANIMALS.
THERE ARE NOPREJUDICES
IN THIS “DAWG” CLUB. SO STOP CHEWING ON THAT PEN AND PUT IT IN YOUR COMPANIONS HAND SO
HE/SHE CAN SIGN YOU UP.
