Proctologist and Gynocologist

A gay guy falls in love with a proctologist. He goes to the proctologist's office and says he has an obstruction. So the proctologist sticks his hand up the guy's ass but can't find anything. However, he notices that the man has an erection, so the proctologist cuts short the examination and orders the gay guy out of his office.

The next day, the gay guy calls the proctologist and claims he has another obstruction. The proctologist doesn't believe him but the guy claims he is in great pain, so the doctor relents. When the guy arrives, the doctor sticks his hand up the guy's ass again but this time he finds something.

"Good God!!!" the doctor exclaims. "No wonder you're in pain -- there are two dozen roses shoved up your ass!" The gay guy turns around excitedly and says, "Read the card! Read the Card!!"

A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital to give birth. The doctor told them that he had developed a new machine and asked if they would like to try it out. The machine could take some of the pain of childbirth from the mother and give it to the father to ease the mother s burden. Well, they thought it was a good idea and decided to give it a try.

The doctor set it on 10% to begin with, telling the man that even 10% was probably more pain than he had ever experienced. But the man was surprised at how little pain he was feeling and asked the doctor to raise it. The doctor put it up to 20% and when the man still felt fine, he raised it to 50% and finally 100%.

After the healthy baby was born, the man stood up and stretched a little. Both he and his wife felt fine. The wife was relieved at having an almost painless labor.

Later, when they took the baby home, they found the mailman dead on the doorstep.

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