Question and Answer

  Q: What do a gynacologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
  A: They can both smell it but can't eat it.
 
 Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbit died in a car crash? 
 A: Some dick cut her off.
 
 Q: How is a woman like a condom?
 A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
 
 Q: What is the similarity between a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken?
A: By the time you've finished with the breast and thighs,
all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in. 
 
 Q: How are  tornadoes and marriage alike?
  A: They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you
lose your  house.
 
 Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
 A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
 
  Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
 A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
 
  Q: What do you call a dog with 4" legs and 6" steel balls? 
  A: Sparky.
  
 Q: What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
  A: Wayne takes a shower after 3 periods.
 
  Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
 A: The greyhounds wait for the hairs to come out.
 
  Q: What's brown and often found in children's underpants? 
 A: Michael  Jackson's hand.
 
 Q: Why do women have 2 sets of lips?
   A: So they can piss and moan at the same time.
 
   Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
  A: A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a
      bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.
 
 Q: What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
 A:  Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
 
 Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
 A: Give him a tampax and ask him which period it came from. 
 
 Q:What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? 
 A: He wiped his arse.
 
 Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
   A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up. 
 
 Q: Why does Dr. Pepper  come in a bottle?
  A: His wife died. 
 
  Q: How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
  A:  The cake  jumps out of the girl.
 
 Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
 A: Full.
 
  Q: What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?
  A: You can eat your Mam's apple pie.
 
 Q: How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? A: Put a nipple on it.
 
 Q: How is pubic hair like parsley?
 A: You push it aside before you start eating.
 
 Q: What is blonde, has six legs and roams Michael Jackson's dreams?
  A: Hanson.